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If they live in Italy, they will have something else to watch:
Pornhub Is Giving Italians Free Premium Access During Coronavirus Quarantine

If you're stuck at home during a global pandemic, what do you do? Pick up a book? Catch up on the plethora of streaming TV shows? Dial in to your umpteenth video conference call of the day?

Pornhub is hoping Italians have a little something different in mind. With Italy on lockdown to slow the spread of the coronavirus, Pornhub is offering its premium service for free to those in Italy during the month of March, The Next Web reports. No credit cards, just click and view.

Meanwhile, a portion of the proceeds from Modelhub, Pornhub's creators hub, will be donated to local hospitals, The Next Web says.
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That's nice, but won't it just increase the demand for paper tissue products?
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Well i’m Working from home next week and my son is off of school for the next 3
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Went to the store today.

No TP and looooooooong lines of people.

Panic buying is so stupid!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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I think this panic buying is because of all the zombie apocalypse movies and shows.

Meanwhile, Louisiana just postponed their presidential primary election. Where is this shit gonna lead?
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Kind of ironic that the people who are panic purchasing won't need much of that tp, since they are clearly scared sh**less. :?

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I scored a 12 pack of double rolls at a grocery store in a different neighborhood today - I guess my neighborhood is full of zombie apocalypse believers. Anyway, with those 12 double rolls and the 6 regular rolls I have on hand, I am okay until late May. I resisted the urge to buy as many packages as the store was allowing because I’m not a dick and I care about my neighbors.
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Speaking of toilet paper, Yesterday I checked Amazon, Walmart, Jet, Office Depot, Home Depot, Lowes, Target and Costco online and they were all out of TP. I think it was Amazon where I saw a package of 6 rolls for 30 dollars. Walmart says "in store only" but I'm not sure that means they'll have it if you go there. I don't live anywhere near a Walmart anyway. However, last week I bought TP at Amazon so I won't need to start using sandpaper for at least a month from now.

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TPFKA@W wrote:
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Where it still exists, Planned Parenthood is making free condoms and emergency birth control available by the case load. Or handful?
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Penn Medicine has just cancelled visitors hours at all their hospitals for the weekend.

And I planned to fish for sympathy from family and friends. What's the point of spending 20 days in the hospital if you can't take advantage of people?

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Boston marathon postponed to September.
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Anybody watch the shit show in the Rose Garden today? Besides shaking everyone’s hands and touching the microphone and getting up in people’s faces - modeling some excellent social distancing techniques - Trump declared that nothing about the failure to have test kits or the firing of the entire Homeland Security pandemic team in 2018 was his fault - he claims he didn’t even know it happened.
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:
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Australia prepares for Covid-19
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