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Anne of the Thousand Toilet Papers

Mary, Queen of Toilet Paper

The Lion in Toilet Paper
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The Toilet Paper Avenger, for people who are just wasting it.

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2020: A Toilet Paper Odyssey (some poetic license employed)
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Fried Green Toilet Paper

Divine Secrets of the Toilet Paper Sisterhood
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The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Toilet Paper

The Unbearable Lightness of Toilet Paper
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Close Encounters of the Toilet Paper Kind

Mars needs Toilet Paper

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Who Toilet Papered Roger Rabbit?

Tucker: The Man and His Toilet Paper
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BoSoxGal wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:39 pm
2020: A Toilet Paper Odyssey (some poetic license employed)
T for Toilet Paper (ditto with the poetic license — or would it be simply keeping it alphabetically correct?)
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T.P.
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A toilet paper for all seasons.
Willy Wonka and the toilet paper factory.
Toilet paper story.
The King's toilet paper.
Indiana Jones and the lost toilet paper.

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Was surfing and came up with these:

The Endless Toilet Paper
Big Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper Break
Blue Toilet Paper
Riding Toilet Papers

and the best send up of the genre:

Toilet Paper Secret

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Butch Cassidy and the Toilet Paper Kid
Toilet Paper and Mrs. Miller
True Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper of the Sierra Madre
A Toilet Paper Runs Through It
Dances with Toilet Paper
3:10 to Toilet Paper
Ride the High Toilet Paper

and who can forget

How the Toilet Paper Was Won

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Based on my experience last time I saw TP at Kroger:

The Good, the Bad, and the Toilet Paper.
The Last of the Toilet Paper
Far from the Madding Toilet Paper

But there's always Hope. Soon we will see

The Road to Toilet Paper

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Schindler's Toilet Paper

What's Toilet Paper Got to Do with It?

The Remains of the Toilet Paper
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The Emperor's New Toilet Paper
You've Got Toilet Paper!
When Harry Toilet Papered Sally
How Stella Got Her Toilet Paper Back
American Toilet Paper (directed by George Lucas)
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Oh that reminded me

American Toilet Paper In London
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Big Trouble in Little toilet paper Town.
The Invisible toilet paper.
Bonnie and toilet paper
Close Encounters of the toilet paper Kind
Slumdog toilet paper
Beauty and the toilet paper
12 angry toilet paper
The Bridge on the River toilet paper
Blazing toilet paper
West side toilet paper
Cat on a Hot Tin toilet paper
Toilet paper and Louise
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance toilet paper
The toilet paper Club
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the toilet paper
Ferris Bueller's toilet paper
Purple toilet paper
One Flew Over the toilet paper
Singing in the toilet paper
The Sound of toilet paper

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Where the Toilet Paper Bends
She Wore a Yellow Toilet Paper
The Man who Toilet Papered Liberty Valance
How the Toilet Paper Was Won
All Toilet Paper on the Western Front
Toilet Paper over the River Kwai
Dances with Toilet Paper
The Great Toilet Paper Robbery
Toilet Paper Slickers
Annie Get Your Toilet Paper
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From TP's list (and no, I won't make any kind of jokey comment there):
Close Encounters of the toilet paper Kind
Reminds me of the single greatest Guardian story title ever. There was - and this has to be 40 years ago - concern about raw untreated sewage going out to sea from from English coastal towns, and the fact that vacationers / holiday makers swimming in the sea might be exposed to higher than acceptable levels of bacteria and 'solid material.' Some bright spark sub at the Guardian titled the piece 'Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.'

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