We all love puns

[ex-khobar Andy]

I thought it was this one:

[MajGenl.Meade]

I thought it was this because of Warren Bearty

[Econoline]

[TPFKA@W]

[Bicycle Bill]

To ride — or not to ride — a horse ...

That is equestrian.

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[Econoline]

[Bicycle Bill]

But certain breeds of dogs are capable of performing lab tests....

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[Scooter]

In ancient Mesopotamia, Sumerian traders could inscribe the terms of one business transaction on each side of a cuneiform tablet, enabling them to bill two Kurds with one stone.

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[Bicycle Bill]

Kermit the Frog came into a credit union a while back.  He was looking to update his pad, and needed some extra funds to get the job done.  So he waited his turn until Patricia MacDonald, the loan officer, was available and explained his needs to her.

Well, of course Ms. MacDonald recognized him, but she still had a job to do, so she asked him if could provide any sort of collateral.  Kermit produced a small ceramic elephant, put in on the desk, and said, "Will this do?"

Slightly taken aback, she said that it didn't seem like sufficient collateral, and asked if there was someone who might be able to co-sign the loan with him.  Kermit leaned back, sighed, and said, "Well, I don't usually mention this, but when my mother was young she was a wild, unrestrained rock-and-roll groupie.  She spent one night backstage with Keith Richards, Mick Jagger, and Brian Jones, and ... well, later on, I was born.  I suppose I could get Mick to co-sign if it was really necessary."

Excusing herself, she went to the manager of the loan department and explained the situation to him, including the claim that Kermit's father was Mick Jagger, and finally showed him the ceramic elephant, saying, "And this is what he offered as collateral.  What is it, anyway?"

The manager said, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Mac.  Give the frog a loan.  His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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[RayThom]

It sounds like Kermit's mother was a real toadie.

Is she still alive, or did she croak?

[Bicycle Bill]

I have a friend who is losing his hair (male pattern baldness), but he refuses to buy a hairpiece.  He said he looked into it at first, but changed his mind when he found out how expensive it was to buy a good one.

He told me he never thought he'd have toupée so much.

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[RayThom]

... changed his mind when he found out how expensive it was to buy a good one.

He told me he never thought he'd have toupée so much.

Yes, it's a know fact that there's very little wiggle room when pricing hairpieces.

[ex-khobar Andy]

My neighbor's kid graduates on Monday. He's been going bald very early, and he does want to look good in the photos so he bought a wig this morning because some of the shops have just reopened.

Hair today, gown tomorrow.

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[MajGenl.Meade]

Although we don't love all puns

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