Rich Hall on Tom Cruise

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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OMFG!~ Nailed it! :lol: 8-)
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I love Rich Hall.
Bah!

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''Crises of 'consonants' slayed me! Perfect! Love the play on words there. It was a topping dessert for a well delivered set.

*(he looks like he could use a nap though...*)
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The original has been removed, so here it is again.

Guess what, Tom Cruise has a new movie out!!
Rock of Ages is a jukebox musical for dirty white boys. Journey and Bon Jovi, Pat Benatar and Poison, Whitesnake and Twisted Sister: it's the stadium rock of the Reagan era, strung together with a standard boy-meets-girl storyline and set in an agreeably grungy music venue on the Sunset Strip.
Edited to add; You have to be fucking kidding me!

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Can't resist; "Tom Cruise plays a rock star, he's a pretty good rock star, until he has a crisis of confidence. Then he meets a girl who persuades him he can be a pretty good rock star again..."
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Tom singing Wanted: Dead or Alive from the movie

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

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Okay, but what about A Few Good Men?

That one was completely different.....

In that movie, Cruise plays a lawyer....

And he's a pretty good lawyer....

Until he has a crisis of confidence; and then he meets a girl who per.....

OH BUGGER!
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No comparison to the original;



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In this life, Cruise plays a husband....

And he's a pretty husband....

Until he has a crisis of confidence; and then he meets a girl who ....

Hollywood A-listers Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing, bringing an end to a five-year marriage.

The office of celebrity divorce lawyer Jonathan Wolfe confirmed the divorce. "This is a personal and private matter," he said in a statement.

They have a six-year-old daughter, Suri, and Cruise, 49, has two children from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.

Cruise married Holmes, 33, his third wife, in an Italian castle in November 2006.

A spokesman for Cruise told the BBC: "Kate has filed for divorce and Tom is deeply saddened and is concentrating on his three children. Please allow them their privacy."

TMZ News has reported that Holmes filed divorce papers in New York on Thursday, citing irreconcilable differences, and that she is seeking sole custody of their daughter.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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