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The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:52 am

Seriously bored. Bored to the magnitude of x 1,000.

I just spent the past day and a half reading ALL of Failbook.

I think it is time for a little sleep now.

Sean · Post by **Sean** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:33 am

Failbook is hysterical! I'll never forget the one about the pokemon and cancer...

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:42 pm

I have now been revisiting an old favorite site of mine: Cake Wrecks.

A HUGE hoot for those who find humor in pastries, grammar, and badly followed instructions.

Gotta love the 'sprinkles' around the edge of the cake.

Sean · Post by **Sean** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:23 pm

Love it! Mind you, the fact that they spelled 'sprinkles' three different ways makes me wonder if this might have been deliberate. Maybe the mother (I presume it was the mother) was acting like a twat when ordering the cake...

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:26 pm

All reasonable explanations. However, can't you just HEAR the customer placing her order over the phone with this next one ...

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:37 pm

Heh ... How about this'n?

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:39 am

Oh s-w-e-e-e-e-e-t.

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:48 am

OMG? This is possibly my favorite 'Instruction' cake so far.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:20 pm

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:15 pm

Moving onto other time wasting sites, I came across the following as an example of a stone house.

Tis in the Faff Mountains in Portugal.

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:29 pm

The Castle Treehouse, England

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:16 am

That which has been seen can NEVER be unseen.

Do NOT search google for the alternative meaning of 'blue waffle' if you are fairly sure people aren't referring to some kind of colored bready product.

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:12 am

I wonder what happens it you are addicted to facial surgery and find a plastic surgeon who gives you your very own face-injection kit so you could do it at home? Further to that, I wonder what happens when you run out of the silicon you are to inject and you use cooking oil instead?

Oh? You go from looking like this:

To this?

Right! I'll make a note not to do that.

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:35 am

OMG! even musically inePt me can figure out the problem with this tattoo!

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:36 pm

I had to further research the stone house in Portugal.

Turns out it's a tourist attraction, possibly modeled on The Flintstones. It is not habitable, as there is no indoors.

Cool, though!

loCAtek · Post by **loCAtek** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:20 pm

The Hen wrote:OMG! even musically inePt me can figure out the problem with this tattoo!

Add that here!

loCAtek · Post by **loCAtek** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:35 pm

Creepy cake!

oldr_n_wsr · Post by **oldr_n_wsr** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:50 pm

I think I would rather have a drink.
(NOT!!!)

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:52 am

YAY. The best time waster ever has been provided to me on YouTube by trippynet.

trippynet has uploaded just about every single broadcasted episode of Have I Got News For You. (Each episode being three YouTube clips long.)

Thank you trippynet. You saved my sanity.

Sean · Post by **Sean** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:41 am

That's quite a few hours of viewing right there!

Best guest ever was the tub of lard... and Hislop STILL couldn't beat Merton!

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