1) as a lame-duck president, can he grant himself a presidential pardon prior to leaving office?
2) if not, can he resign and let Pence serve out the last 'x' number of weeks, and then let PENCE do a bro a solid and issue the pardon — like Ford did for Nixon?
3) if a pardon is granted under either of these circumstances, can the pardon be declared fraudulent (or something) and negated, voided, or otherwise nullified by the incoming administration?
4) or can Trump, in his last act as president, run for the border and try to get himself to someplace from which he cannot be extradited ... like Putin's guest bedroom?

-"BB"-