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"When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime."

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But he got an A+ in his meteorology class.












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Ha ha that’s very clever!
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Took me a while but :groan:
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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When you want a textured, layered and slippery chic look.

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We CAN NOT let this year end...
.... then we’d be admitting that 2021!
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Scooter wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 30, 2020 2:59 am
We CAN NOT let this year end...
.... then we’d be admitting that 2021!
Frankly, I'd be willing to admit the year ends 11/30 and skip all of December — yes, even Christmas! — if it means we get rid of Trump that much faster.
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The good news about 2020 is it is the year when Trump was trumped.
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Soda jokes on us, I guess.
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Shorely, "soda jerks"?
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:lol:

That reminds me of a question I have always had about the Little Drummer Boy song; why did the ox and lamb have to keep time--isn't that what a drum does?
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They kept the bleat
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