I Think Somebody Wants to Meet Me.....

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I Think Somebody Wants to Meet Me.....

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I just received this email and I think it might not be a real person....
Greetings, dear! I want to find a noticeable mate and I’m 22 yrs old. Are you willing to determine how many play things it's possible to put inside my bump? Or maybe perhaps you will want to assist me in this? Come up with me quicker, my body should have a warm fingers! My pictures and links are in my personal profile!
There’s a link included but I didn’t click on it. If anyone is interested in meeting this person, I’ll forward it to you.

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I'm game. ;-)
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When startled, are you better hung? Oh, sorry. Wait. That's pheasant with an 'h'. Never mind
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:lol:

(I couldn't be better hung...)
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I think Trump is the one that would be better hung.
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Joe Guy wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:16 am
I just received this email and I think it might not be a real person....
Greetings, dear! I want to find a noticeable mate and I’m 22 yrs old. Are you willing to determine how many play things it's possible to put inside my bump? Or maybe perhaps you will want to assist me in this? Come up with me quicker, my body should have a warm fingers! My pictures and links are in my personal profile!
There’s a link included but I didn’t click on it. If anyone is interested in meeting this person, I’ll forward it to you.
You ought to look into it. May be your last shot at true love.

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TPFKA@W wrote:
Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:01 am
You ought to look into it. May be your last shot at true love.
Yeah, but when I reread it, I thought, 'What kind of people would want you to help stick things up their "bump" with warm fingers?" I concluded that it must be a gay, transsexual, bi-gender, transgender, undecided person or woman who has already had a lot of things stuck up her bump and decided she liked it.

I lost the link so I can't forward it to Gob... :mrgreen:

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Joe Guy wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:16 am
I just received this email and I think it might not be a real person....
Greetings, dear! I want to find a noticeable mate and I’m 22 yrs old. Are you willing to determine how many play things it's possible to put inside my bump? Or maybe perhaps you will want to assist me in this? Come up with me quicker, my body should have a warm fingers! My pictures and links are in my personal profile!
There’s a link included but I didn’t click on it. If anyone is interested in meeting this person, I’ll forward it to you.
Send it to Shit Head.
Soon, I’ll post my farewell message. The end is starting to get close. There are many misconceptions about me, and before I go, to live with my ancestors on the steppes, I want to set the record straight.

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Not sure he would care or be interested:

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liberty wrote:
Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:37 am
Joe Guy wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 7:16 am
I just received this email and I think it might not be a real person....
Greetings, dear! I want to find a noticeable mate and I’m 22 yrs old. Are you willing to determine how many play things it's possible to put inside my bump? Or maybe perhaps you will want to assist me in this? Come up with me quicker, my body should have a warm fingers! My pictures and links are in my personal profile!
There’s a link included but I didn’t click on it. If anyone is interested in meeting this person, I’ll forward it to you.
Send it to Shit Head.

Liberty aka Shit. Head. Wants the link.

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I trashed the original link because I was afraid it might have a virus, but I found a good link for liberty here.

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Nah, he would only be interested if they were from Mongolia

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Well, then he he may want to meet Rosy.

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