2021 is going to be FABULOUS!!

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Religious leader claims COVID vaccine turns people gay

A popular rabbi is claiming that the vaccine for COVID-19 “could make you gay.”

The haredi Rabbi Daniel Asor said in a rant on social media translated by Israel Hayom that “any vaccine made using an embryonic substrate, and we have evidence of this, causes opposite tendencies.”

“Vaccines are taken from an embryonic substrate, and they did that here, too, so… it can cause opposite tendencies,” he continued.

Asor also said that a “global malicious government” that includes Bill Gates, the Freemasons, and the Illuminati. The virus was part of this government’s plan to “cull global population,” and the vaccine is as well because it’ll turn everyone gay.

In response, the Israeli LGBTQ organization Havruta said they are “currently gearing up to welcome our new impending members.”
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Yikes! That means Biden wants to turn 100 million people gay within his first 100 days as president.

He must be stopped!

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I'm thinking I need to stand outside a vaccination centre with a welcome gift for every new recruit.
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That's probably a good idea. Especially for men who have been vaccinated because they will be feeling a lot more sensitive.

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It was staring us in the face all along. Joseph Biden anagrams to Bed Pies John. Obviously we were not paying attention. As we all know Donald Trump anagrams to the much more manly Lord Dampnut.

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ex-khobar Andy wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 2:51 pm
It was staring us in the face all along. Joseph Biden anagrams to Bed Pies John. Obviously we were not paying attention. As we all know Donald Trump anagrams to the much more manly Lord Dampnut.
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