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Gob
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When women get their periods they just want to frolic. On the beach. Wearing white. They also like to breeze around their high-ceilinged, hardwood-floor apartments looking fresh-faced and confident. Sometimes a woman will like to poke fun at her naive (but good-looking) boyfriend and his complete lack of awareness of all things related to feminine hygiene products.

Other women just want to go dancing in spandex mini-skirts with their modelling girlfriends. After all, with today's "streamline technology" and "comfort engineering" there is just so much to celebrate. And, of course, only women aged between 18 and 26 menstruate.

These are the insights I've gained having watched more than two decades of advertisements on the subject.

http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-a ... -tu2s.html
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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You are describing me to a T








NOT :arg
Bah!

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me too......Men write those adverts! :arg :arg

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Interesting article. Makes me view "PissChrist" in a different light.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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All I wanted was 800mg of Ibuprofen and the heating pad.

In 2008 I got the cure, a trans vaginal hysterectomy. Best thing I ever had done for myself.

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@meric@nwom@n wrote: In 2008 I got the cure, a trans vaginal hysterectomy. Best thing I ever had done for myself.
And for mankind... :twisted:

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I really ought to look at such steps myself @w. Although I did make a deal with myself that my uterus was never going to get the better of me when I first began my menstrual cycle.
Bah!

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Everybody knows that lasses on the rag love nothing more than being dragged around on roller skates by their dog... or has TV lied to me AGAIN!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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The Hen wrote:I really ought to look at such steps myself @w. Although I did make a deal with myself that my uterus was never going to get the better of me when I first began my menstrual cycle.
Unfortunately our control in these matters are easily taken out of our hands by forces over which we have no control.

If your uterus is causing you to alter your lifestyle, out with it I say.

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@meric@nwom@n wrote:
The Hen wrote:I really ought to look at such steps myself @w. Although I did make a deal with myself that my uterus was never going to get the better of me when I first began my menstrual cycle.
Unfortunately our control in these matters are easily taken out of our hands by forces over which we have no control.

If your uterus is causing you to alter your lifestyle, out with it I say.
Hen, I made a similar vow, but after 25 years of losing one week per month to pain and sickness, I got the better of my uterus by having it removed. I won. :mrgreen:

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GOD chose to make me a man and for that I am eternally grateful! :D :D :D

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


yrs,
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I am being reincarnated as a bloke with a really big nob.....being a girl sucks!

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Only the best ones do....


Tale it from me, I'm a connoisseur.
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Men are really quite stupid...they put their nobs in womens mouths's and at any time she could bite down.

When I am reincarnated as a man there will be no headjobs for me unless she takes her teeth out first.... ;)

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Gob wrote:Only the best ones do....


Tale it from me, I'm a connoisseur.
Are you sure that connoisseur was the word you wanted to use there mate? :lol:
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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