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Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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I believe that is sew.
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“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
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Life copies art, or something like that....

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Yes, you too can have a couple of horny skeletons boning each other on your front lawn this Hallowe'en.
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I bet the brakes don't work on the blue one

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TITANIC and THE SIXTH SENSE are the exact same movie.
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We've all heard of King Arthur, Guinevere, Lancelot, Merlin, and the Knights of the Round Table.  We even know that the idea of the Round Table was the brainchild of Sir Cumference.

But who was the physician in Camelot??

Sir Gerry.

(He also doubled as the ob/gyn, since he knew how to treat every M'alady.)
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Oh goodness! How did you leave out:

The knight no one wanted - Sir Plus
The knight who heard appeals - Sir Toriari
The Jewish knight - Sir Cumcision
The twin knights who rode around things - Sir Culator and Sir Cumnavigate
The knight who wrote porn - Sir Cumscribing
The knight who was good for a day - Sir Cadian
The arrogant knight - Sir Tain
The knight who stopped being a knight - Sir Cease
The cowardly knight - Sir Ender
The knight who took the place of other knights - Sir Ogate
The knight who assumed he was the cheapest - Sir Miser
The brainy knight - Sir Ebrum
The mad knight - Sir Tifiable
The knight who made up stupid puns - Sir Vix
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And of course there was the knight who went around feeding multitudes with five loaves and two small fishes (or was it two loaves and five small fishes?) - Sir Mononthemount.
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