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:ok :lol:
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This one could be used in a lesson on the proper use of the hyphen.
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Most scientists and doctors will tell you that marijuana is not addictive. At least not to humans.

In Colorado, however, a herd of cattle kept returning to munch on a weed farmer's crop.

It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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(Groan econo! :ok )

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People are shocked when they find out that I'm not a very good electrician.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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I don't think that's a real screen shot. I think it was fabricated.
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It's simpler to think of it as the dire rear.
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It's simpler to think of it as the dire rear.
The Grim Diarrheaper.

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From the Guardian today:
French bakers in pain over cut-price supermarket baguettes
I bet someone is proud of that.
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