For those waiting for the Second Coming

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For those waiting for the Second Coming

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"When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime."

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Sure, but what happens two minutes after arrival?

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Burning Petard wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:38 pm
 Sure, but what happens two minutes after arrival?

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The driver will serve his passenger leftover fish and bread loaves, then ask him where he's going.
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You'd think 2000 years after the last time he was here, he'd give you time to get your shoes on.
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The Son of God HAS already arrived.

It's just that after what happened last time, I didn't want to bring too much attention to myself.    :nana
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False prophet. He wouldn't drive an Elantra. The scriptures clearly state that they were all in one Accord.
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I'm thinking he'll send his sister first, just to shake things up a bit.
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eddieq wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 08, 2022 1:29 pm
 False prophet. He wouldn't drive an Elantra. The scriptures clearly state that they were all in one Accord.
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I was going to say that the Messiah would be environmentally conscious enough to drive an electric car or a hybrid, but yours is better.
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