We all love puns

[Crackpot]

That’s barely many

[Methuselah]

Didn't get it until Crackpot put in "many". Thanks.

[MajGenl.Meade]

[Bicycle Bill]

We all know New York is the Big Apple...

...but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

-"BB"-

[MajGenl.Meade]

Here of course . . .

[Burning Petard]

OK Gen'l, I give up. Just what are those things--salt & pepper shakers? Too much reflection in the shiny metal. Are those tiny holes in the top?

snailgate

[MajGenl.Meade]

They're mini-sodas

[ex-khobar Andy]

I was thinking 'small pops' and I was wondering if we were reeling towards a tasteless joke about a very nasty disease.

[MajGenl.Meade]

No, it's just the answer to Bill's questionable pun - where Minneapolis? Mini-soda

[Crackpot]

“Pops”?! You spend a lot of time in Michigan
?

[Burning Petard]

Hey, it ain't just Michigan. Soda is that Arm and Hammer stuff you put in the refrigerator because of the stink, instead of getting rid of the 3 month old left overs.

Asking forbearance from the Gen'l for my senility. I remember the radio program I listened to after getting home from elementary school each day that asked for twenty five cents and a lid-liner from a jar of ovaltine and you could get a secret decoder ring. I wanted it, but not enuff to promise my mother I would consume the jar. I hated the taste of ovaltine. Besides, a quarter was alot of money. Any way I remember asking for clarification from my mother because I was supposed to send it to Many Apples, Many Sodas. At least that is the way I heard it. My mother explained that it did not matter what the address was if I was not gonna drink the stuff.

My mother was more concerned with practicalities over theory.

snailgate

[BoSoxGal]

No worries snailgate, the secret decoder ring was a big letdown.



https://youtu.be/6_XSShVAnkY

[Burning Petard]

Except Ralphie got it wrong. It was not Little Orphan Annie, It was Captain Midnight. But I am pretty sure the message was the same.

snailgate

[Scooter]

Beware the Ides of March

[Bicycle Bill]

-"BB"-

[MajGenl.Meade]

For LOTR fans. NSFO

I just realized that the riders of Rohan are in fact Irish. When King Theoden gives the order to charge against the Orcs attacking Minas Tirith, he clearly shouts, "Forward Aer Lingus!"

[Scooter]

TEACHER: Johnny, why is your assignment full of unprintable words?

LI'L JOHNNY: Ma'am, you said to practice cursive writing.

[Bicycle Bill]

I T ' S   S T .   P A T R I C K ' S   D A Y !



E R I N   G O   B R A G H !

-"BB"-

[MajGenl.Meade]

Musht be shome mishtake, BB

[Bicycle Bill]

I like your idea better....


-"BB"-