The Small Eight-Legged Creature

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Bicycle Bill
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The Small Eight-Legged Creature

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Have a small child (or grandchild)?

Wanna have some fun?

Teach them the "Itsy-Bitsy Spider" song ..... with a slight modification....
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(and yes, it works to the melody of the original nursery rhyme)
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Re: The Small Eight-Legged Creature

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God creating spiders:

God:  Now, we're gonna let it have eight legs.
Angel:  Seems excessive, but OK.
God:  It worked for the octopus, didn't it?  And eight eyes, too.
Angel:  LOL.  You need to calm down just a li...
God:  Give it a butt rope!  It's gonna shoot rope outta its butt!  And then, make it so some of them JUMP!!
Angel: All due respect, Lord, but you gotta stop smokin' that green stuff...
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Re: The Small Eight-Legged Creature

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As Monty Python reminded us, All creatures great and small, the Treponema pallidum, the Covid-19 virus, The Good Lord, made then all.

And he loves Putin as much as you or me.

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