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Gob
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Gateshead delicacy

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Gateshead woman denies biting off testicles

A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.

Maria Topp, 43, allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 0400 GMT on 18 February.

He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court for a brief hearing on Thursday to deny the charge. She was granted bail.

Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145
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Rick
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Re: Gateshead delicacy

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Ouch!!!
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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The Hen
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Re: Gateshead delicacy

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And sometimes there's too much sperm.
Bah!

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Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.
Much like her boyfriend.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Must have been a sneak attack; no man I know, in any fight, lets fangs near the family jewels.

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or they was nekked fightin...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Bingo.
Bah!

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