It's not a secret anymore!

[The Hen]

How crap for her. I hope she is starting to feel better now.

[Crackpot]

in a way I'm looking forward to the teen years where he wants nothing to do with me....

Then I can finally get some time to myself!

[Crackpot]

Meanwhile my son has invented a new competition: Pooping for distance.

[Sean]

That's not new...

[Crackpot]

I'm not talking spray here I'm talking full sized poo shooting at least 4 feet from his ass

[Sean]

That's new...

[The Hen]

Enter him into a competition. There is bound to be one and he is a shoe-in to win!

[loCAtek]

How did humanity survive to this level?

[Sean]

By winning these kind of competitions mainly...

[@meric@nwom@n]

I'm not talking spray here I'm talking full sized poo shooting at least 4 feet from his ass

It's not like we didn't try to warn you.

[Crackpot]

At that point you don't feel upset od disgusted. you're just impressed.

[@meric@nwom@n]

So was the kids bum uncovered or did he blow a diaper off in the process? If it's the latter I think there may be true greatness....

[The Hen]

Greatness or ... Crackpot's own biological weapon?

You may never need fear another break-in again. You have your son, the Poo-itzer.

(If you can get him to reload and aim you'll be truly laughing.)

[Crackpot]

Nah he was undiperd and getting changed at the time.

[oldr_n_wsr]

Meanwhile my son has invented a new competition: Pooping for distance.

So you gonna exploit this kids talents for your own financial gain or what?

[Crackpot]

Creepy Childrens book

http://www.rogerknapp.com/inspire/loveforever.htm

[The Hen]

Why creepy? It's the circle of life.

[The Hen]

One of my favorite books to read to the Hatch was Guess How Much I Love You.

I still tear up when I think of it.

[Crackpot]

The circle of life includes breaking into your adult sons home at night in order to fondle him in his sleep?

[The Hen]

When you are reading to young kids they want to know that you will always be there for them. In a way you are.