Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham!

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Jesus hates your pagan Easter ham!

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Well, someone had to say it, for old times' sake.
GAH!

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Someone HAD to say it?

;)

I believe that appropriate response on this day is .... Lest we forget.
Bah!

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Dos jesus hate your pagan easter vegetarian ham?

Or is that Kosher?

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Over on the old CSB Editec, in an unusual display of a sense of humor, posted this: http://www.cybersoapbox.com/SMF/index.p ... #msg544962

Hilarious.

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PS that vegetarian ham appears to have herpes. :shock: :nana

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Would spiced vegetarian ham be called Speg?
Bah!

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Hey, I love Spanky Ham; he's not pagan, he's just drawn that way.

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The Hen wrote:Would spiced vegetarian ham be called Speg?
Possibly.
Mind you, if somebody offers you smoked vegetarian ham my advice would be to decline politely...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Unless it's Asian wheat-gluten 'Ham';


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Uhm, they said Ham not Spam... :fu :nana
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For the veggies amongst us (I'd ask you to raise your hands to identify yourselves but you're probably too weak... ;) )...


"Communism is like vegetarianism in that it's actually not very healthy for most people but leftists continue to defend it because it seems like the thing to do." - Ann Coulter

"Once a cow starts discussing the virtues of Capitalism with me, I might (only might) consider not eating him." - Jasmine St. John

“My favorite animal is steak.” – Fran Lebowitz

“I have nothing against vegetarians or vegans. I just wouldn’t want to go out to dinner with one.” – David Martosko

“If you order a salad (as a meal in a restaurant), you are by definition a socialist” – Sean Newhouse

“All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say ‘Yo Goober! Where’s the meat!?’ I’m trying to impress people here Lisa. You don’t win friends with salad.” – Homer Simpson

"I tried being a vegetarian but I love meat too much. I can't drive past a field without getting out and licking the cows" - Ardal O'Hanlon

And the last word to Mr Leary...

"Eggplant tastes like eggplant. But meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty goddamn good." - Denis Leary
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Sean wrote:For the veggies amongst us (I'd ask you to raise your hands to identify yourselves but you're probably too weak... ;) )...
That'd be me :nana

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loCAtek wrote:
Sean wrote:For the veggies amongst us (I'd ask you to raise your hands to identify yourselves but you're probably too weak... ;) )...
That'd be me :nana
I thought you might want to see this Strop. It might have you reaching for a cheeseburger... :lol:
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Sign on the freeway to Sydney;
"There's room for all god's creatures"
On the pate next to the chips...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Gob wrote:Sign on the freeway to Sydney;
"There's room for all god's creatures"
On the pate next to the chips...
Freudian typo of the week! Meat on the brain mate... ;)
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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LOL!! Sussed...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Is this an appropriate time to ask what you want for dinner then?
Bah!

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Just cut off the horns and wipe it's arse chuck. I think he's ready for it! :lol:
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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I dream of being able to cook fish for the whole family. Gob's blood does too!
Bah!

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Sean wrote:
loCAtek wrote:
Sean wrote:For the veggies amongst us (I'd ask you to raise your hands to identify yourselves but you're probably too weak... ;) )...
That'd be me :nana
I thought you might want to see this Strop. It might have you reaching for a cheeseburger... :lol:
~heh, he's known for a while now, it's not been a secret. :lol: I've been so since '91? ...problem is, I do it for religious/compassionate reasons. I think he does too, he just doesn't want to admit it, or else it might suggest he has a spiritual soul. ;) :D

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