A Man for All Seasonings - Henry VIII's cook gets a bit too inventive with the spices, ruining the king's favorite dish and causing him to be executed on Tower Hill
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan finally gets her revenge on Tonya
If you wrote the script
If you wrote the script
A Man for All Seasonings - Henry VIII's cook gets a bit too inventive with the spices, ruining the king's favorite dish and causing him to be executed on Tower Hill
Die Harding - Nancy Kerrigan finally gets her revenge on Tonya
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
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datsunaholic
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Blue Streaking: Winter fun in the nude.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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The Wizzing - the lack of public restrooms in Oz caused the yellow brick road to get its name
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
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Econoline
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Senior-citizen exhibitionists
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MajGenl.Meade
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When Harry met Sally Ing
President Truman's secret affair with a Chinese spy
President Truman's secret affair with a Chinese spy
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Burning Petard
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UPING about NYCity Real Estate developers harassing senior citizens.
UP is just about my favorite modern movie.
snailgate.
UP is just about my favorite modern movie.
snailgate.
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datsunaholic
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Watership Downing
A group of anthropomorphized rabbits attempt to set up a new warren in the Prime Minister's office
A group of anthropomorphized rabbits attempt to set up a new warren in the Prime Minister's office
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Econoline
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Die Harding
About the death of the 29th POTUS.
About the death of the 29th POTUS.
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MajGenl.Meade
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I'm All Right Jacking
Belated 1950's companion piece to Reefer Madness warning against the dangers of masturbation
Belated 1950's companion piece to Reefer Madness warning against the dangers of masturbation
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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"Rebel Mooning"
A group of Confederate soldiers decide to escalate the Civil War by turning backwards and dropping trou.
A group of Confederate soldiers decide to escalate the Civil War by turning backwards and dropping trou.
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Gone with the Winding
A Swiss horologist's race to find a replacement mainspring for Lincoln's alarm clock before Inauguration Day.
(PG violence, language, blood, smoking, jazz)
A Swiss horologist's race to find a replacement mainspring for Lincoln's alarm clock before Inauguration Day.
(PG violence, language, blood, smoking, jazz)
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Schindler's Listing
Hilarity ensues as Oskar Shindler (Steve Martin) and his wife (Diane Keaton) prepare to sell their home in Ostrava before moving to Krakow. When flamboyant real estate agent (Martin Short) arrives to stage their home for them, the laughs begin and just keep on coming....
Hilarity ensues as Oskar Shindler (Steve Martin) and his wife (Diane Keaton) prepare to sell their home in Ostrava before moving to Krakow. When flamboyant real estate agent (Martin Short) arrives to stage their home for them, the laughs begin and just keep on coming....
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Burning Petard
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Joe, you gotta work Danny Divito into the cast. This one I would pay movie theater prices to see.
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The shininging?!
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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With a special guest appearance by Danny DeVito as Schmadolf, the sidesplittingly humorous moving van driver and wannabee Nazi who became a truck driver after failing to meet the military's height requirements.Burning Petard wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 9:49 pmJoe, you gotta work Danny Divito into the cast. This one I would pay movie theater prices to see.
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Ferris Bueller's Day Offing
A teenage serial killer skips school to rain terror on the citizens of Chicago.
A teenage serial killer skips school to rain terror on the citizens of Chicago.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Priscilla, Queen of the Deserting
A trio of army recruits go AWOL and begin a new life as drag queens
A trio of army recruits go AWOL and begin a new life as drag queens
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Econoline
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Kill Billing
An angry customer, after receiving one too many erroneous bills from a large corporation, turns homocidal and begins a plan to exterminate the entire corporate department responsible for the mess.
An angry customer, after receiving one too many erroneous bills from a large corporation, turns homocidal and begins a plan to exterminate the entire corporate department responsible for the mess.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God