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from Facebook:

JUST FOR FUN! In honor of the Royal Wedding on Friday, use your royal wedding guest name. Start with either Lord or Lady, your first name is one of your grandparents' names, your surname is the name of your first pet, double-barreled with the name of the street you grew up on. Post yours here. Then cut and paste it into your status.

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Yep. Lord Holger Rosha Lynn has arrived. Now show me to the wet bar. :D
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Fuck me!

I am Lady Lillian Pussy-Goldie.

That's a bit naff.

; :lol:
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Gob would be Lord Walter Blackie-Bryn.

This doesn't seem to work very well either.
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What I found sweet and endearing was how when all the pageantry began, (after Pell pronounced them 'mananwife' and the couple were seated), was that William continued to focus on the important and Katie was distracted by all those in the Cathedral.

Gob wrote:Fuck me! Her sister is tasty.
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Gob wrote:So's her mother!
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Ahhh. Wasn't the Queen lovely ...


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But what about Beatrice and Eugenie?

Was there a bet they lost?

These hats are a joke.

Still.

It's a joke on them.

:lol:

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Good God, the chap marrying them, whatever his title and name be, could someone have not thought to get him in for a trim? I thought his eyebrows might start conducting the choir.

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I for one am glad this d*mned mostrosity is over!

:arg

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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I also noted that those two royals had THE most dreadful hats!

Kate picked a lovely dress.
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@meric@nwom@n wrote:Good God, the chap marrying them, whatever his title and name be, could someone have not thought to get him in for a trim? I thought his eyebrows might start conducting the choir.
That would be Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Apparently one of the flower girls was not having the greatest time:
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This is the best picture of the lot. I laughed because no amount of money and no amount of planning will stop little kids from upstaging at these events.

When she is older they are going to tease the heck out of her.

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He is a very scruffy man.

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SisterMaryFellatio wrote:lol Hes wearing the Kate one later when I shall be donning the Wills one......It will be when the Puds gone to bed, nekkid parents wearing Wills and Kate masks and shagging.....Can you imagine the therapy bills??
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"You do know it's tradition for the best man to screw the maid of honour"
"In your dreams Harry."
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Scooter wrote: Apparently one of the flower girls was not having the greatest time:
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She'll be sent back to Loompaland for that...

Yes, I'm mean... :nana
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Gob wrote:Image

"You do know it's tradition for the best man to screw the maid of honour"
"In your dreams Harry."
Ha! He is soooo saying that!
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I would be Lady Beryl Sooty-Granville!!


Have to admit I watched more of the wedding than i thought I would! Kates dress was vile, Will suitably handsome and Harry well it dosn't matter what he wears he always looks up to no good anyway! Which makes him my favourite. Think her sister stole the show she looked absolutely beautiful.

No chance of the bride being upstaged by the little bridesmaids....they looked like they had been taken out of a "special" school.

and what was it with those hats!! One of em looked like she consulted Medusa for fashion advice.

How the hell did Posh Spice keep that hat on.....was it stapled to her head?


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I agree with everything you said Sister M. Particularly about Harry and Pippa.

Did you read that David Beckham was wearing his OBE medal in the wrong side until someone corrected him?

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