As if we needed further proof of a world gone mad

@meric@nwom@n · Post by **@meric@nwom@n** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:44 pm

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/04/29/ani ... on/?hpt=T2

My dog's prime interest is in whether or not bacon is on the menu today and where is the most comfortable spot to plant herself for the day. I often refer to her as "that black bitch" particularly when she hogs my spot in the bed. She seems unfazed by my verbal abuse..

dales · Post by **dales** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:59 pm

San Francisco SPCA alerted us to this fact several years ago.

I've often referred to my cat as "that little asshole" and she doesn't seem to mind..... She gives me a smile and a wink and moves on with her life.

Sue U · Post by **Sue U** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:09 pm

Dealing with my dog, I often flaunt the fact that I have opposable thumbs. "That's what makes me better than you," I tell her. They need to know their place.

kristina · Post by **kristina** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:11 pm

Our cat is routinely referred to as "snot-bucket", "booger fountain", and "shithead". She couldn't care less, as long as the catnip and kibble are available, and she can shed on (and shred) the furniture...

@meric@nwom@n · Post by **@meric@nwom@n** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:13 pm

Ah yes, I have taunted the black bitch with my thumbs frequently, waving them about saying, "Neener neener I have thumbs and you don't". She looks at me with the same look that says, "Can we go for a ride and have some bacon?"

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:53 pm

Stands up and bows head in shame ....

My name is the Hen and I abuse animals.

I own a stinky hairy little Shitzu cross (which almost sounds like an insult before I go any further) that I call Smelly Millie. I also have a Red Heeler cross (with a brain the size of a pea and a heart the size of a planet) that I call many insulting things (and for some reason usually in a Pakistani accent) but mainly "you dumb-arse dog".

I am a bad person.

oldr_n_wsr · Post by **oldr_n_wsr** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:12 pm

I can only shake my head.

While I love Apollo (nic namew knucklehead) to death, he is not my companion and I am (officially my son is) his owner. If he (knuckledhead) wants the companion title, then he can help out a little more around here. I would settle for him picking up his own sh#*

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:04 pm

When our dogs can work the tin opener, then the get respect.

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:11 pm

When one of our dogs can work out where his head ends then he won't get treated with such derision.

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:33 pm

It's not just humans giving dogs a hard time...

Long Run · Post by **Long Run** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:09 am

My cats told me that they don't care what I call them, just done call them late to dinner.

oldr_n_wsr · Post by **oldr_n_wsr** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:13 am

Last summer I was working on training Apollo to get me a beer from the cooler, had he perfected that I might have called him my companion. Won't be teaching him that this year.

loCAtek · Post by **loCAtek** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:08 am

Gob wrote:It's not just humans giving dogs a hard time...

Oh yes, I know that dance, 'I said Love me but not that much, or I'll bark at you."

Miles · Post by **Miles** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:32 am

When I was unable to make it to the second floor , for about a year, my friend Sheba would camp out next to the couch where I slept and I would put us both to sleep by rubbing her belly as she slept on the floor next to me. She was my comfort and a good friend. R.I.P. Sheba.

Rick · Post by **Rick** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:14 pm

David Berkowitz told him to kill...

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:50 pm

I call my companion Stinky Farter.

Sometimes I'm referring to my dog, sometimes I'm referring to my boyfriend.

It's convenient that they can share one nickname.

loCAtek · Post by **loCAtek** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:35 pm

My family dog used to love trying to crawl in bed with me, right under the covers. Dad wouldn't allow that (if he caught us) unless I was sick then she could stay.
She must really loved me because she would budge even, when I had gas

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