Night of the killer wombats.

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Wombat bites bush fire survivor

A man who survived last year's deadly bush fires in Australia is recovering in hospital after falling victim to a rare attack by a wombat.

Bruce Kringle, 60, was pulled to the ground by the animal and bitten on the legs and arms after apparently stepping on it by mistake.

He escaped after killing the wombat with an axe.

Animal experts said it appeared the wombat had been suffering from mange, which had made it irritable.

Paramedic Robert Gill said it appeared Mr Kringle had trodden on the animal when he left his caravan in Flowerdale, north-east of Melbourne.

He was living in the caravan while he rebuilt his home after the "Black Saturday" fires.

"The wombat proceeded to get rather nasty and attacked him and inflicted some wounds to his lower legs and also to his arms as well," ABC News quoted Mr Gill as saying.

"It took about 20 minutes. He did try to exit the area and get away from the wombat but my belief is that it kept coming at him."

Kelly Smith, a friend of Mr Kringle, said that once he was on the ground, the wombat had climbed on his chest.

WOMBAT FACTS
# Herbivorous marsupial or pouched mammal
# About 1 metre (40 in) in length
# Tends to graze at night
# Produces cube-shaped dung
# Closest relative is koala

"Bruce managed to find an axe and killed it," Ms Smith told the AAP news agency. "It's bizarre what happened."

There were reports that local people had complained about a rogue wombat in the area in recent days.

Wombats, furry marsupials unique to Australia, are one of the country's most endearing native creatures.

They can grow up to 1m (40 inches) in length and weigh up to 35kg.

Geoff McClure of the Department of Sustainability and Environment said wombat attacks were extremely rare, but that the animal in question could have been made aggressive by mange, caused by mites on the skin.

"In the advanced stages wombats become very irritable and anyone who approaches them, they usually view as a threat and may run towards them," he said.

He told AAP Mr Kringle's action in killing the wombat was probably merciful, as it would have been suffering.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/a ... 604360.stm

Published: 2010/04/06 08:11:58 GMT

[tyro]

Well, to be fair, it wasn't an attack by a wombat. it was a stomping onto a wombat by some careless person with an axe.

Irritable or not, a good stomping deserves a bit of in-your-face.

And if the deadly bush fire that Mr. (Kris?) Kringle survived was one full year ago, why was he still stomping about in the outback with an axe in readiness?

[tyro]

While I’m on it.

Are there really any parents in Australia that would name their children either Bruce or Shelia?

[Gob]

Well, to be fair, it wasn't an attack by a wombat. it was a stomping onto a wombat by some careless person with an axe.

It may have been a lesser spotted stealth wombat.

And if the deadly bush fire that Mr. (Kris?) Kringle survived was one full year ago, why was he still stomping about in the outback with an axe in readiness?

Gotta be prepared for the wombats, deadly fuckers they are.

While I’m on it.

Are there really any parents in Australia that would name their children either Bruce or Shelia?

Bogans may.

[The Hen]

Wombats are ferocious.

I wouldn't go near one unless it was under two years of age. (This is NOT a drop-bear tale.)

No one is naming their kids Bruce or Sheila. Gob, you know damn well that bogans are calling their kids Krystalle, Mercedes-Paris and Tayah.

[Sean]

My lad goes to kindy with (amongst others) Vegas, Orlando, Indiana, Dakota, Phoenix and Delaware.

There's a pattern there but I can't quite see it.

Mind you, if I ever have another child I have a strange urge to call him or her Philadelphia.

After the cheese obviously...

[loCAtek]

...then what do you call the Wombats?


They must pissed about about being named after flying mammals. when they can niether fly nor mammary.

[Sean]

Maybe 'wom' is an aboriginal word meaning 'not'.

Just so they wouldn't be confused with bats.

[The Hen]

Ha.

Good tale, but here is what I found out ...

The first record
We can be fairly sure that the 'wombat' word was first written down in 1798 by 19 year old John Price, an "intelligent lad" who had come to Australia with Governor Hunter as a servant. Price's manuscript journal extract is not only extant, but is marvellously on open view in the online Papers of Sir Joseph Banks at the State Library of New South Wales (SLNSW) — see page CY3005/242 in Series 38.21. Here is how Price wrote the word: clearly

http://blogs.usyd.edu.au/elac/2009/01/t ... ail_1.html

I like Whom-batts. I think I will look to renewing that word

[Crackpot]

You mean as "to whom(-batt) it my concern"?

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[The Hen]

Scary aren't they.

[loCAtek]

Long sharp pointy teeth!

[Sean]

...and an expression which says, "Don't fuck with me, I'm a mentalist!"

[kristina]

# Produces cube-shaped dung

that would be enough to make me grumpy....

[Gob]

Cubic crap? Jeez, I thought Emma Freud's were bad enough!