Trump's New Battleship....

[Joe Guy]

I got access to a sneak peek of a prototype of Trump's new planned battleship that will be bigger than any ship that has ever been seen before.

That's not Trump, it's a figurehead that will be attached to the bow of each new ship...

[Big RR]

AKA Assy McAssface

[MajGenl.Meade]

At least the guns are pointing at the correct target

[Burning Petard]

Do you know what modern submarine gunners call Battleships and aircraft carriers"








Big, Fat, Easy targets.



snailgate.

[Scooter]

The ship's guns certainly have a big, fat, easy target, pointed at Trump's corpulent ass.

[ex-khobar Andy]

Battleships were vital in the last two world wars. Which ended 107 and 80 years ago.

I am uncertain how much difference they will make in the cheap drone age.

We used to have an Office of Net Assessment run out of the Pentagon, which, according to Wikipedia, was tasked to "develop and coordinate net assessments of the standing, trends, and future prospects of U.S. military capabilities and military potential in comparison with those of other countries or groups of countries in order to identify emerging or future threats or opportunities for the United States." One of Trump and Hegseth's first actions was to abolish this office. Hegseth has told us that abolishing facial hair among the troops is the key to a strong military. Clearly Ulysses S Grant was wrong all those years ago and the Civil War would have ended years before with no loss of life if only he had shaved occasionally. And we won't even mention that dreadfully hirsute Mr Lincoln.

Hegseth and Trump are, of course, playing a clever game by pretending to be morons with no moral sense and very inflated views of their own intelligence and wisdom thus lulling our enemies into a false sense of security.

[Big RR]

Hegseth and Trump are, of course, playing a clever game by pretending to be morons with no moral sense and very inflated views of their own intelligence and wisdom thus lulling our enemies into a false sense of security.

Yeah, sure--pretending to be morons.

False sense of security.

[Bicycle Bill]

It would never be the USS Trump unless

• 1) it included a golf course
  2) all the brasswork was replaced with gold fittings
  3) the final cost was at least three times the original estimates...   but that wouldn't be a problem, as Trump would immediately declare that he'd be making either the Russians or the Chinese pay for it anyway!!

-"BB"-

[BoSoxGal]

[Crackpot]

No need for “oxy”