A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says “Hello!”.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's maths teacher.”
Hi there!
Re: Hi there!
There was a commercial here while back. Only not quite so graphic and she answered with I'm sister so and so your sons teacher.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.