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Pippa's bum has it's on Facebook Appreciation site now.

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SisterMaryFellatio wrote:

Have to admit I watched more of the wedding than i thought I would! Kates dress was vile, Will suitably handsome and Harry well it dosn't matter what he wears he always looks up to no good anyway! Which makes him my favourite. Think her sister stole the show she looked absolutely beautiful.

N-o-o-o-o...


The dress was lovely, could have done with more cleavage on show though..


Will looked like the baldy man...Image

Harry looked like someone from the special school who had got into the dressing up box, and he didn't take his hand off his cock the whole time.
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I can't disagree with you about "Pippa" though, I'd be up her like a rat up a drainpipe, or a dog on a dropped pie. And her mother.
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So who got married today and why?
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Today is Daisy's wedding day. (Or at least it would be if she was here.)

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You'd think she'd pop in and let us know how it was going...
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From the pictures it looks like Daisy is marrying into royalty. Good for her. :ok
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Does anyone follow Dizz's twitter feed? I bet it's all on there... ;)
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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No. I don't. Oh buggery arsing bollox.

Here was something I wasn't expecting on the balcony ...

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William: "I said cover your eyes!"
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Ha!

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Kate Middleton is an anagram of Naked Tit Model.
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...and 'Philippa Middleton' sounds like something you'd quite like to have a go at... :D
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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SisterMaryFellatio wrote:lol Hes wearing the Kate one later when I shall be donning the Wills one......It will be when the Puds gone to bed, nekkid parents wearing Wills and Kate masks and shagging.....Can you imagine the therapy bills??
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Would that be therapy bills for the kids if they just happened to catch you at it. :?:
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Duchess Kate Middleton's sparkly tiara and elegant dress may have lit up the internet on Friday night but the crown for the biggest viral hit from the royal wedding goes to Princess Beatrice's hat.

Wedding guests were obliged to wear fancy headware for the occasion and the internet wasted no time poking fun at the hats worn by Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. Princess Beatrice's hat has hundreds of photoshopped images, a Tumblr page and more than a dozen Facebook pages dedicated to it, the most popular of which has over 116,000 "likes".

The popular meme is reminiscent of the internet storm caused by the oversized hat worn by Aretha Franklin at US President Barack Obama's inauguration.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/techno ... z1LA0Ze4uB
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Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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As maid of honour for her older sister Kate Middleton as she became Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Pippa Middleton became celebrated the world over after almost stealing the show last week with THAT dress.

But today, she is discovering the downside of that sudden fame after a host of websites in the U.S. got hold of some private pictures of the 27-year-old in her underwear - and published them.

The photos show Ms Middleton stripped to a purple push up bra and flimsy white slip with an unknown companion doing a 'bump and grind' dance behind her.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z1LW4D6rNT
If any of our US chums should happen to come across these photos, purely by happen-stance of course, could they post a link to them here so I can be morally outraged by them. Please.
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Not to accuse you of being lazy or anything but why can't you just find them? Are they blocked or something?
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I was in a rush.. :)

My god the guy behind her in that image looks like he's about to stain her towel. (And who can blame him...)
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OoOoops!! Hell hath no fury like a bird with a big arse....
He won’t have been the only chap to have admired Pippa Middleton’s shapely figure during the royal wedding.

But he may have been the only one foolish enough to make his appreciation quite so obvious to his partner.

And as this unfortunate driver now knows, hell hath no fury like a woman unfavourably compared with the royal maid of honour. The unknown man was caught on camera with ‘Is Pippa’s bum still better than mine?’ daubed across his Peugeot 206 in white paint.

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1MBgepqnr
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She might have a flat arse as opposed to a big one.
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