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Click here to get an eye full............http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... z1MUFkY6r4
Woman's boobs weigh nearly 4st


Simply the bust ... Chelsea Charms talks about her 164XXX boobs on This Morning

Published: 12 May 2011
STRIPPER Chelsea sent This Morning's viewers into a spin when she showed off her massive 164XXX boobs on the programme today.

The US model, who has named her breasts Itsy and Bitsy, told the show's bewildered hosts Phillip Schofield and Ruth Langsford that she loves the attention her massive chest brings her.

The 35-year-old explained how she'd increased her bosom from a D cup with a series of operations including a now banned procedure called polypropylene breast implants.

The 5ft 2ins blonde told the pair how her breasts, which weigh around 26lbs each, are still growing.

And she thinks she might own the world's biggest boobs but explained she doesn't hold the record because they've never been officially measured.

She denied her massive breasts gave her back ache because she did a series of back exercises to build up her muscles.

She said: "I didn't plan on going this big that just happened on its own. I wanted to be big when I decided in the States that I wanted to be a feature dancer.



Tight squeeze ... This Morning's production staff try to get past Chelsea"A feature dance in layman's terms is a professional exotic dancer. You've still got agents and things like that."

The stripper explained she wasn't always a fan of her boobs, thinking they were too big while she was at school.

"I developed early I had my D cups all through High School and in those years I covered up and was self-conscious about them being big," she explained. "It was until out of high school I learned how to appreciate curves."

Top-heavy Chelsea admitted that she sometimes struggled in small spaces - particularly planes' toilets.



Eye-catching ... Phillip Schofield said he had trouble stopping himself staring at Chelsea Charm's breastsAnd other everyday activities can be a problem with such a massive chest.

She said: "Eating is a problem because I have to sit so far from my food."

Even though she knows she'll have to reduce her breasts one day, Chelsea said she'll always want to be busty.

She said: "Obviously I can't have them forever so I will reduce eventually but I don't think I could go down to a D cup."



Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... z1MUFkY6r4

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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I wanted to be big when I decided in the States that I wanted to be a feature dancer.
Standing up straight may be enough of a task...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Too right!

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It's difficult to imagine that anyone would think that's attractive.

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Every circus has a freak show.
GAH!

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Actually, superficially at least, she's NOT an unattractive woman.

Then again I've only seen this picture...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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When I see bosoms that look like they are photoshopped, I am grateful that I can sleep on my stomach.
Bah!

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So can she (doesn't even need a pillow)
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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One has to wonder how fucked up she is to have that done to herself.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Gob wrote:One has to wonder how fucked up she is to have that done to herself.
She hasn't had augmentation if that is what you were inferring...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Charms large breasts are due to polypropylene string breast implants.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Charms
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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I stand corrected.

I read the article twice and missed that, guess it was too close to the picture...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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No worries old son, I knew I'd read somewhere about the implants.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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So, she did it with the knowledge she'd have to un-do it eventually. How much time, money and skill was wasted on her exhibitionism, that could have saved a few score ordinary lives?

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