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Proof the Danes are mad!

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Marmite made illegal in Denmark


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The strongly flavoured dark brown spread made from brewer's yeast has joined Rice Crispies, Shreddies, Horlicks and Ovaltine prohibited in Denmark under legislation forbidding the sale of food products with added vitamins as threat to public health.

Many well known breakfast cereal and drink brands have already been banned or taken off supermarket shelves after Danish legislation in 2004 restricted foods fortified with extra vitamins or minerals.

But Marmite had escaped notice as an exotic import for a small number of ex-pats until the Danish Veterinary and Food Administration telephoned Abigail's, a Copenhagen shop selling British food, to ban the famous yeast spread.

"I don't eat it myself, I don't like it but Marmite was one of our best selling products. Not a day goes by without someone coming in and asking for it," said Marianne Ørum, the shop owner.

"All the English people here are shaking their heads in disbelief and say that it is insane. I agree but it is the law. It's becoming impossible to run a business in this country. We are not allowed to do anything anymore. It is the way Denmark is going."

The shop has now started a "Bring back Marmite" campaign to overturn a ban that is seen as discriminating against Britons living and working Denmark.

Lyndsay Jensen, a Yorkshire born graphic designer working in Copenhagen, told the British ex-pat RedHerring.dk website, that Britons would carry on spreading Marmite on their toast, even if it meant smuggling it in to Denmark.

"They don't like it because it's foreign," she said. "But if they want to take my Marmite off me they'll have to wrench it from my cold dead hands."

The sale of any foodstuff with the "addition of vitamins, minerals and other substances" must be first approved by the Danish authorities after a health scare over their effect on children or pregnant women when combined with other foods with high vitamin levels.

A spokesman for the Danish Veterinary and Food Administration said: "I cannot comment on the Marmite case because our expert is away until Thursday."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink ... nmark.html
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Mad as a box of frogs!

BTW I tried some Australian 'Sanitarium' marmite recently. Now I understand why people here think it is vile stuff...
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This:
The sale of any foodstuff with the "addition of vitamins, minerals and other substances" must be first approved by the Danish authorities after a health scare over their effect on children or pregnant women when combined with other foods with high vitamin levels.
might be an overreaction but a legitimate concern is raised about the total intake of certain vitamins if foods are intentionally fortified with them without any regulation. And it's ridiculous to claim that this:
"They don't like it because it's foreign,"
is the reason.

Presumably if the product can be analyzed by the appropriate authorities to ensure that its vitamin content is as stated on the label, it can be approved for sale.
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I suggest that Britain returns the favour and bans Danish Bacon, Lego and Carlsberg....

That'll show 'em

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Mad? On the contrary this shows that the Danes are a truly civilized lot.

Marmite should be considered a WMD.

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Nonononooooooo @W

Marmite is a savoury miracle in a tiny jar.

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That does it!

No more Danish pastries for me!

No more watching Victor Borge on PBS either!

That'll fix 'em!

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Daisy wrote:Nonononooooooo @W

Marmite is a savoury miracle in a tiny jar.


Perhaps if you are one of those salt vampires from classic trek?

My husband wouldn't eat it and he will eat all manner of other things.

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First they came for the Marmite . . .

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Actually first they came for the Rice Crispies. Where were the Marmite eaters then, huh?
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Scooter wrote:Actually first they came for the Rice Crispies. Where were the Marmite eaters then, huh?
Good point.
GAH!

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But they have hooter...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Here are 10 things you maybe did not know about the "love it or hate it" spread.

1. It was invented by accident. In the late 19th Century a German scientist, Justus Liebig, discovered brewer's yeast could be concentrated, bottled and eaten. In 1902 the Marmite Food Company was founded in Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire, where the raw material was readily available from the town's brewers. The original recipe contained salt, spices and celery. Later folic acid, vitamin B12, thiamin and riboflavin - vitamins which occur naturally in some foods - were added in high concentrations.

2. Marmite won two world wars. OK, that's not strictly true. But it was included in soldiers' rations in World War I and, along with bully beef, Spam and condensed milk, it was popular among civilians and the military between 1939 and 1945. In 1999 the company sent extra supplies to homesick British peacekeeping troops in Kosovo.

3. Marmite is French. Well, the name comes from the name of a French casserole dish called a marmite (pronounced Marmeet). In the Normandy port of Dieppe, a popular fish stew is known as a Marmite Dieppoise. Ever since the 1920s the red and yellow label on the jar has had a picture of a marmite on it.

4. Jail staff are not keen on it. There's an urban myth that it is banned in British prisons because it can be used to make hooch. In 2002 it was reported that inmates at Featherstone jail, near Wolverhampton, were using it, along with fermented fruit and vegetables, to make moonshine. In 2009 it was reported that inmates at Dartmoor prison were cooking up a brew called a Marmite Mule. But a Prison Service spokesman said on Wednesday it was not banned as it could not be used to make any alcoholic drinks.

5. There's more than one Marmite. In New Zealand and Australia the Sanitarium Health and Wellbeing company sells Marmite but it has added caramel and sugar to its version, which obviously gives it a sweeter taste. Sanitarium bought the rights to use the brand name back in 1908.

6. Marmite does not just come in jars. Other products in the range which you might also hate are Marmite Mini Cheddar Bites, Marmite crisps, Marmite jumbo rice cakes and Marmite flavoured oven-baked cashew nuts.

7.Marmite used to be made in London. The product became so popular that the company's factory in Burton-on-Trent could not keep up so they converted a former brewery in Vauxhall, south London to create a second plant. One resident of the area recalls on a local history blog: "When I was a kid we lived near the Marmite factory at Vauxhall. The smell from the factory was disgusting! People living close by applied to have their rates reduced because of the stench (they failed of course)." The factory closed in 1967.


8. A sculpture has been built in Marmite's honour. Last year Unilever, the conglomerate which owns the brand, spent £15,000 on a sculpture of a Marmite jar. The sculpture, nicknamed Monumite, now takes pride of place next to the main library in Burton-on-Trent.

9. Marmite may keep away mosquitoes. Several newspapers, including the Guardian, the Sun and the Daily Telegraph, have claimed the yeasty spread to be the perfect defence against mozzies.

10. It's good for you. Despite the Danish doubts about the effects on people's health, Marmite could actually be good for you. Nutritionist Melanie Brown says: "Marmite plays such a useful part in many people's diet, and it's incredibly useful for older people who are short in vitamin B-12. It's full of folic acid, and there's lots of evidence that many women, young women of child-bearing age are deficient in folic acid."


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Fact: It's an industrial waste product which they would have to pay to have hauled away and disposed of safely if they hadn't got the English to pass the nasty stuff through their intestines to detoxify it.

The Danes are the happiest people on earth. Maybe that's because they don't eat filthy industrial waste.

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7.Marmite used to be made in London. The product became so popular that the company's factory in Burton-on-Trent could not keep up so they converted a former brewery in Vauxhall, south London to create a second plant. One resident of the area recalls on a local history blog: "When I was a kid we lived near the Marmite factory at Vauxhall. The smell from the factory was disgusting! People living close by applied to have their rates reduced because of the stench (they failed of course)." The factory closed in 1967.
Ungrateful bastards! I used to live near to the HP factory in Aston. I offered to pay extra rent. I thought it was only fair. :lol:
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In honor of this enlightened act by the Danes, I pledge to increase my intake of Danish Blue cheese...

Maybe even buy a Great Dane....

But in all fairness, it's really going a bit far outlawing Marmite....

I'm sure it has it's uses...so long as you don't mistake it for something edible...

Three-In-One Oil has a lot of uses too, but I certainly wouldn't smear any on an English muffin....

Maybe if it were properly identified with a label that said "WARNING: NOT TO BE TAKEN INTERNALLY" along with a skull and cross bones, that would be sufficient.....

I mean, if people are properly warned, and they're still foolish enough to put the stuff in their mouths...

Well, there's a limit to how far you can go protecting people from themselves....
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Marmite and Spam shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence! For fear of pseudo-foodstuff overload...

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