New Zealander Becomes Human Balloon

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Compressed air turns NZ trucker into human balloon
Wednesday, May 25, 2011

(05-25) 02:14 PDT WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) --

A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.

Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.

He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body.

"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.

"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."

McCormack's workmates heard his screams and ran to him, quickly releasing a safety valve to stop the air flow, said Robbie Petersen, co-owner of the trucking company.

He was rushed to the hospital with terrible swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in McCormack's body, but had not entered his bloodstream.

McCormack, 48, said his skin felt "like a pork roast" — crackling on the outside but soft underneath.

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[Scooter]

"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."

How about yanking the thing out of your ass?

[Gob]

He was looking forward to the fart power it would give him...

[Aard Vark]

We used to use a small car compresser to lift the skin off foxes and rabbits before we skinned them.

Wish I had of tryed that 100 psi could of shot the foxes with the bunnies

[The Hen]

Oh ... my ... god.

I can't beleive it. The poor bastard.

Scoot, if he yanked it out, there was a risk he'd be sent smashing around the workshop and bouncing off the walls.

[Gob]

Or fly out the window never to be seen again...

[Sean]

"Quick! Somebody shoot him down!"

[Aard Vark]

He looks a lot happier after they got the hose out of his rectom




RECTOM dam near ripped him in half

[Gob]

Some really funy comments here..

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/n-z-truckie-bl ... 06215.html

'Workmates rushed to McCormack's aid, turning off the compressed air and packing ice around his swollen neck'. Then they tied a wicker basket to his feet and enjoyed a scenic view of the town.