I went up to a couple of chubby birds in a club and said:
"Hi, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
"Wales actually" one of them replied quite stroppily
"Ok, are you two whales from Scotland?"
Brit joke...
Brit joke...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Brit joke...
LMFAO
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?