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Joe Guy
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Memorial Day

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I hope all of us Americans take time to remember the reason we are having this 3 day holiday.

As I recall, it's for shopping and remembering our Veterinarians.

Enjoy your day at the mall and take time to be thankful that you have a doctor for your pet.

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I listen to NPR every morning.

They did a piece this morning about a 23 yr. old father of three who committed suicide due to PTSD after his return from Iraq (or Afghanistan, I can't recall which and does it really matter?).

Hard to forget what the day is about.
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Re: Memorial Day

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Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited you...

I put this in the LAFFS! forum for a reason.

There are other forums if you want to discuss the seriousness of Memorial Day.

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:lol:


Better?


:P
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Joe, give bsg a break, she's a woman who understands fellatio, you know how rare that is?
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:lol: (for real, at that!)
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Re: Memorial Day

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Scooter wrote:Joe, give bsg a break, she's a woman who understands fellatio, you know how rare that is?
bigskygal wrote::lol: (for real, at that!)


You said a mouthful.

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she's a woman who understands fellatio
There's a big difference between theoretical and practical knowledge.
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Scooter wrote:Joe, give bsg a break, she's a woman who understands fellatio, you know how rare that is?
Fellatio? That's one of the characters in "Hamlet" isn't it?
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Alas Fellatio I knew him well...
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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I thought it was "Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Fellatio"

Or was it Ophelia's surname... ooh-er missus!
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