It's not worth it mate!

[Sean]

Is this the most bizarre pre-nup ever?

An aspiring model has made her husband spend thousands of pounds on her to look like Jordan - as part of a bizarre beauty pre-nup.

Lisa Hind, 25, idolises the pneumatic glamour model and is obsessed with copying her look.

When husband Steve, 46, proposed four years ago - just two weeks after they met - Lisa said she would only accept on the condition he promised to pay for everything to keep her looking fake.

This includes Lisa's daily sun bed fix, botox injections, collagen lip fillers, false nails and 22 inch hair extensions.

Bus driver Steve often puts in overtime to pay for his young wife's beauty tab, which has come to an estimated £15,000 since they met.

Lisa, from Runcorn, Cheshire, has been on a sun bed every day for the past nine years but says she doesn't care about the risks of skin cancer.

She said: 'I'd die for my looks. Fake is the new natural. I always take my make up off before bed so I've had lipliner, eyeliner and my eyebrows tattooed on in case I get rushed to hospital in the middle of the night.



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[Gob]

Obviously the money he's paying out didn't go on gym membership...

[The Hen]

Bloody hell. He spent all that money and she still doesn't look like the cheap slag she wants to emulate. (She looks like A cheap slag, just not Jordan.)

What a dumb burke he is then.

[Sean]

There are even better snippets further down the article...

'Looking after myself is a 24 hour job. I could never be in a job 9-5. Men should let women have a life of luxury. I don't believe women should work.'

And Lisa said she has no plans to start a family because children would get in the way of her beauty routine.

She added: 'The baby would get neglected because I have to come first - and you can't go on sun beds if you're pregnant.'

Unlike her celebrity idol, the one thing that isn't fake are Lisa's 38EE boobs.

She said: 'They're really heavy so I'm getting a boob reduction on the NHS later this year. I want to go down to a D. Then I'll get fake ones because they look so much better. They weigh less and look more pert.'

[Gob]

[Guinevere]

Yuck.

[Gob]

One looks like a model made out of wax for Maddame Teusauds, the other looks like a model made out of lard.

[Sue U]

Proof that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. (Beholder needs new glasses, obvs.)

[Daisy]

Jeezus, that is a MINGER. The one that's spent all the money to look like her aint so clever either.

[Lord Jim]

Ugly, stupid, shallow, selfish beyond measure, endlessly demanding and a money pit...(also apparently blind as a bat if she thinks she looks the slightest bit like that other woman...who I had never heard of, btw)

Wow, this lady's the whole package...

What's not to like?

I don't get it...if the dude has this kind of coin and he wanted to take up with a younger woman, he could have done much better...

The only thing I can figure is that he must be a masochist who gets off on being used this way...

[Sean]

That's just it Jim... he's not loaded. He's a bus driver who works overtime to support this munter.

[Lord Jim]

He's a bus driver who works overtime

Ahh, when I skimmed through the article, I missed that bit....

Totally insane then. Ought to be locked up for his own safety...

munter

I had a pretty good idea from the context roughly what it meant, but I looked it up...

The Urban Dictionary, (one of my favorite online resources) has two very similar definitions; I particularly like the second:

Most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munter

Fits like a glove....

[Gob]

I love the idea that there's 10 pages, not descriptors, ten pages of descriptors for "munter".

I like this one..

9. munter 67 up, 17 down

A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood.

You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!

'jesus carl.. that bird you pulled last night was all the munter in the world. She looked like her body had a reaction to her arse and prollapsed her colon through her neck..'

[loCAtek]

OK, I've had enough...

[oldr_n_wsr]

details, way too much.