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This is just wrong in at least 2 ways

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this is from the Junk Mail here in QLD
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Ease you tention and reduce stress with your own personal massarger. Soothing vibrations penertrate deep to help stimulate circulation and relaxe tired aching muscules.

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In which 2 ways is the ad "just wrong"?

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But we know that they know that we know that they know what we really use them for so it's ok.

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penetrates deep
I'm sure it does :ok
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Joe Guy wrote:In which 2 ways is the ad "just wrong"?
I live near a small country town. Who in their right mind is going to buy one of these?????
That is one reason it is wrong

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I live near a small country town. Who in their right mind is going to buy one of these?????
Perfect place to advertise...

I doubt there's a Good Vibrations next to the Feed & Grain store.... 8-)

If a lady fancies this sort of merchandise, she's going to pretty much have to order it from one of them there Big City stores...
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There were ads just like this in the back of mainstream magazines in the 1960s.

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So I guess ardy you would not like the ads for the Hitachi magic wand either?

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Not around here That is the Devil's work! We are local and only like having local here!
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Come Tubs let's not hear any more of this!!

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Who really gives a flip if a woman (or a man) wishes to masturbate?

[YAWN]

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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"Well, it's about time that shipment of Mr. Buzzys got here.
The farmer's wives are buyin' em up so fast I can't keep 'em stock."
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Aard Vark wrote:Not around here That is the Devil's work! We are local and only like having local here!
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Come Tubs let's not hear any more of this!!
I really hope you are joking. If you aren't joking your travails all seem very clear suddenly.

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I am deadly serous.
So why would that make things clear for you?
http://youtu.be/WdtFZPxnweM

watch this we are a nice and sencible lot
http://youtu.be/T58D467HagM

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I'm sure they send it in a nice plain brown wrapper.

What those country gals really need is a jackrabbit, though. Much nicer than a farmboy whose experience is primarily with sheep (wham, baaaaaam, thank ewe ma'am!) ;)
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