A husband and wife are shopping when the husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of beer, and they're half the price.'
Shopping for a bruising
Shopping for a bruising
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Shopping for a bruising
The wife was happy when I told her I'd got me a penis enlarger.
She wasn't so happy when I told her the penis enlarger is 21yrs old, 36DD, and answeres to the name of Lucy.
She wasn't so happy when I told her the penis enlarger is 21yrs old, 36DD, and answeres to the name of Lucy.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Shopping for a bruising
I bought a new stick of deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Shopping for a bruising
The Aussie Henny Youngman! 
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato