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ACT Policing is investigating an aggravated robbery at a brothel in Fyshwick overnight (Tuesday, June 14).

About 11.15pm three men have entered the Mi Mi Club on Lyell Street.

The manager has tried to usher the men into the waiting room when one of the men has punched him twice in the face, knocking him to the ground.

A second man has walked towards the reception counter, taking a laptop computer before all men left the location in an unknown car.

The offenders are described as Indian Sub-Continental appearance, one wearing a light grey hooded jumper, the other two wearing hooded jumpers, with solid builds.

Anyone who may be able to assist police with the investigation is asked to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 , or via the Crime Stoppers website on www.act.crimestoppers.com.au. Information can be provided anonymously.
The Mi MI club is a licensed brothel. Now why would people break into a brothel, beat up someone, just to steal a laptop? Ask yourself this, "Canberra's is full of what"? before answering (answer is not "shit")
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"Canberra's is full of what"?
Politicians?

Oh I'm sorry, that can't be right....

You already said "shit" wasn't the right answer.... Or was it a trick question? :D
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LOL!! No, the correct answer is; politicians, diplomats, and high flying civil servants. I wonder what they may find on the hard drive? :D
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I thought Marmite was the answer.

btw: is there a "Marmite defense" in judicial circles in Aus.?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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No Dales, here they have the"Vegemite defence"...

...which tends to leave a bad taste in one's mouth.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Gob wrote:
ACT Policing is investigating an aggravated robbery at a brothel in Fyshwick overnight (Tuesday, June 14).

About 11.15pm three men have entered the Mi Mi Club on Lyell Street.

The manager has tried to usher the men into the waiting room when one of the men has punched him twice in the face, knocking him to the ground.

A second man has walked towards the reception counter, taking a laptop computer before all men left the location in an unknown car.

The offenders are described as Indian Sub-Continental appearance, one wearing a light grey hooded jumper, the other two wearing hooded jumpers, with solid builds.

Anyone who may be able to assist police with the investigation is asked to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 , or via the Crime Stoppers website on http://www.act.crimestoppers.com.au. Information can be provided anonymously.
The Mi MI club is a licensed brothel. Now why would people break into a brothel, beat up someone, just to steal a laptop? Ask yourself this, "Canberra's is full of what"? before answering (answer is not "shit")

Politicians that can be blackmailed? Credit card numbers?
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Yep! I'll keep an eye open for politicians leaving office; "to spend more time with their family."
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BTW, did I leave my laptop at your house by any chance? It appears to be missing...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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What do you think I'm posting from?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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That's okay then. As long as I didn't misplace it... anywhere else in Canberra.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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