Man is a woman's best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait...... sorry...... I'm thinking of wine.
Its wine that does all that.
Sorry.
Man...
Re: Man...
The British Medical Association have found that 2 glasses of wine a day for women increases the chance of a stroke.
If you give her the whole bottle she might suck it as well.
If you give her the whole bottle she might suck it as well.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Man...
Ah so neither you nor wine are a woman;'s best friend...
I knew that.
I knew that.
Re: Man...
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
Re: Man...
That was posted when she was trying to get some more negative attention going her way.
This one didn't get off the ground. Other posts did.
It must be sad to live like that. If I cared, there would be pity.
This one didn't get off the ground. Other posts did.
It must be sad to live like that. If I cared, there would be pity.
Bah!
Re: Man...
Men...
Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
(old as dirt, but still funny)
Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
(old as dirt, but still funny)
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato