What Was Your First Computer?

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Sean
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Re: What Was Your First Computer?

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No, we were in Ireland. We couldn't use it much until they discovered electricity there...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Why didn't you hook it up to the water wheel? :loon




...oh right, aversion to water.

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Pardon?

Aversion to water? Please explain...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Do you really want to know?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Sean
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Actually I do CP. I'd like to know the basis for what appears to be a hit and run insult.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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The basis? Attention.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Sean wrote:No, we were in Ireland. We couldn't use it much until they discovered electricity there...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It's called: 'A joke'

Similar to;
Sean wrote:No, we were in Ireland. We couldn't use it much until they discovered electricity there...

You didn't read the manual did you? I recommend it again, that and lightening up;
loCAtek wrote:Here you go, mates. Better than a dictionary- a manual;

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Uncycolopedia http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncy ... ust_Stupid


It was nothing again you, I'm an equal opportunity racist: I laff at anyone. :D

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I see.

So I am free to insult you personally however I wish as long as I then claim it to be a 'joke'.

Good to know...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Um, it's not an insult, unless it's true, other wise then it's exaggeration of stereotype ... like you did. :roll:

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loCAtek wrote:Um, it's not an insult, unless it's true,
I see. So if I were to call you a dumb bitch with all of the social grace of a labrador after a head-swap operation and all the charm and sophistication of a dog turd...

Would that be an insult?
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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It's a joke, fer sure. Well done grasshopper, you will comprehend fully someday:

"I seek not to know the answers, but to understand the questions."

-Caine, Kung Fu

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Are you quite sure that it was a joke?
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Re: What Was Your First Computer?

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Yup, I don't take you seriously.

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