@-W and SMF, advice needed!

[Gob]

Dales, that's so true mate. She's been an absolute brick through all of this. And Kudos to Sean, SMF and Pudd too, for making their time with us such great fun despite my "incapacity".

[Sean]

I can pop down witha a stanley knife and a roll of gaffer tape if you like. I'll have you right as rain* in no time.

If you do have to go down the surgery route at least find a surgeon who can give you bionic limbs...

*Disclaimer: Definitions of 'right as rain' may vary.

I'll bring the booze and I guarantee a good time will be had by all.

btw: Gob, your wife is worth her weight in gold, I'd listen to her.

Well, maybe not by 'all' Dales... I can see one of the three of us not enjoying it too much...

Speaking of which, I'll bring something for him to bite down on.

[SisterMaryFellatio]

Sorry Gob I missed this one......

DO AS YOUR WIFE AND DOCTORS TELL YA. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SWALLOW YOUR PAIN RELIEF 4 TIMES A DAY AND REST AND LET YOUR BODY HEAL. YOU ARE NOT SUPERMAN!

YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!




Here endeth my preaching!

[The Hen]

Thank fuck for that. You snapped me back to my senses there, Sister Mary.

I was almost going to take him for a short walk with the dogs later today. I won't now.

Sorry you old buggar. Not til after you have seen your ortho-surgeon on Tuseday.

a few days boredom, is better than a life-time of boredom.

You are grounded.

[Sean]

I was almost going to take him for a short walk with the dogs later today. I won't now.

LMAO - Hide his leash!

[The Hen]

As long as I don't drape it around my neck, we should be right. I'll distract him with something moving over there.

[The Hen]

D'oh.

He's come whining and whimpering and trying to weedle a walk agreement out of me. It can be so draining when they don't get their way.

He'll thank me for it in the long run.

[Sean]

Maybe you can distract him with something shiny...

[Jarlaxle]

I see Gob is exactly as cooperative a patient as Liz! When she had knee surgery a while ago, I had to hide her Rollerblades until the surgeon cleared her.

She got prescriptions for painkillers then and after the big wreck she was in this winter...she didn't fill either one and flatly refuses to take any mind-altering drugs.

[Gob]

My kind of girl then...

[Sean]

Yes mate. I'm quite sure that you've never, ever taken any mind-altering drugs...

Ever.

[Jarlaxle]

At least, not in the last few hours.

(Err...minutes?)

[loCAtek]

Not if the net is tuned to the 'brights and pretty colors' webshite.

[Gob]

Yes mate. I'm quite sure that you've never, ever taken any mind-altering drugs...

Ever.

Not them legal ones, you won't catch me messing with that stuff!