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Plans for child-shaped bollards outside a primary school have been rejected by parents who described them as "scary" and "something out of Doctor Who".

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Plymouth's Compton Church of England Primary School asked parents about the bollards, which aim to slow down cars.

Some compared the stony-faced bollards, which cost £350 each, to a scene from Doctor Who.

Plymouth City Council, which imposed the bollards as a planning condition, is now reviewing the proposals.

The makers of the bollards said they remained "proud" of them.

The 3ft-high bollards had been planned to be placed by the side of the road.

The idea was mentioned to a newsletter which went to parents with pupils at the school.

Mother Rachel Lane said: "They might work, but they are pretty scary.

"I think they might frighten the children.

"I'd like to see a lollipop man and a zebra crossing because the roads near the school are so busy."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-13900134
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I know I haven't been watching the good Doctor for a number of years, but has there actually been an episode filled with stiff stoney-faced kids?
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Maybe they think they're like The Weeping Angels....
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Village of the damned anybody?
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Hen - Not Dr Who but the spin off Torchwood ....creepy kids stock still repeating the same phrase!


have to say i dont like them either creepy creepy creepy!

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it also may end up having the opposite effect as drivers get used to seeing bollards looking like kids they might miss an "actual" kid in the vicinity.

They seem counter-productive to me.

(Mind you, what kind of kid would be seen dead wearing the bollards outfits?)
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Would you hit them?

In the movie I saw their eyes turn red and you die...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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I also strongly suspect that these things are going to become a magnet for vandalism...
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Lord Jim wrote:I also strongly suspect that these things are going to become a magnet for vandalism...
True, true...
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Autons, they look like Autons... before the Nestene got good at making stuff.

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too many people just putting their oar in to fuck with things and block all progress.

Its an experiment! Just try it and see how it works, ok?

btw Yes, I think they will be used for all sorts of interesting artistic experiments, aka 'vandalism'.

Even more reason to give it a try.

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Interestingly enough they did this in Leicester in 2009.

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I haven't been able to find any road safety statistics that can prove the experiment worked. in fact with the Leicester experiment, one bollard was knocked over by a driver within two weeks.

I guess it is still cheaper than a crossing with a Lollypop man/woman or speed cameras.
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There just not very visible are they?

But, these bollards can strike back;


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