My New Ride.....

SisterMaryFellatio · Post by **SisterMaryFellatio** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:01 pm

Picking her up today and i am very excited. A little nervous as I ordered the manual and i havn't driven one for 4 years, so kangaroo petrol all the way out!!

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:04 pm

S-w-e-e-e-e-e-t.

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:05 pm

A compact two door with a little one? Are you begging for back problems?

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:07 pm

Get a new Sean to go with it?

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:08 pm

.. that or you're an advanced yogi.

SisterMaryFellatio · Post by **SisterMaryFellatio** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:10 pm

CP - its actually 5 door but couldnt find a pic!

No new Sean.....what I am most pissed off is its Iphone compatible and i dont have an Iphone (and i think I am the only person in the world that dosnt have one)

dales · Post by **dales** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:35 pm

Is that it?

Sean · Post by **Sean** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:55 pm

Ah yes!

The pukemobile...

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:56 pm

My Wife got a Focus the same color I think it's something about Female hormones that makes that color appealing to them.

SisterMaryFellatio · Post by **SisterMaryFellatio** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:23 am

Thats the one.....

Its a fabulous colour. CP your missus has great taste too.

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:24 am

If it was OUR car, it would be called O-L-D G-R-E-G.

I bet it has a Mangina.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:31 pm

I don't care much for the color, except that it would be easy to find in the parking lot & that's always a good thing.

Guinevere · Post by **Guinevere** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:17 pm

The Hen wrote:If it was OUR car, it would be called O-L-D G-R-E-G.

I bet it has a Mangina.

Do I want to ask for the explanation?

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:36 pm

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:28 pm

He's shiny. He's green. He's ...

SisterMaryFellatio · Post by **SisterMaryFellatio** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:34 am

The new car looks fab and drives well..............

but the fuckin thing talks to me...not only that it answers me back......It had just as well say shut up you dumb slapper I havn't a fuckin clue what you are on about.....instead it says in a very condescending tone "I'm sorry i do not understand that command" Which makes me scream "fuck you you fuckin car". If i wanted something in the car that talks back to me i would take Sean for a ride......needless to say as the car is giving me the shits and talks back Sean has not been in it yet!!!

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:07 am

I am so fucking sorry Sister. That is something you you DONT NEED from a car.

You do need MY Sean though. He has saved so many potential arguments ....

I love him, and so does the Hatch.

SisterMaryFellatio · Post by **SisterMaryFellatio** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:01 am

I loved Sean too....he was smart, polite and soooooo knowledgeable.

The car has been named......

Fungus!

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:39 am

You might be able to turn that off. or re you talking about Sync? I crack my wife up with the shit I yell at that thing only to get:" did you mean....."

dales · Post by **dales** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:29 pm

Take it back to the dealer and have them disable that particular feature.

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