I've heard the President and Mrs. Obama, were not invited?
Snub or faux pas by the UK Royals? They didn't want Michelle looking fitter than the bride?
Royal Wedding Becomes Self Aware
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Wow!! That's spot on 
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Not to be outdone by her sister....
TORONTO - It wasn’t the royal honey ‘moon’ Canadians were expecting.
Prince William’s bride had a brief skirt-lifting experience when a prairie breeze hiked her dress almost to the waist.
QMI Agency’s national photographer Andre Forget was following the royal couple at Calgary’s Airport when he captured Duchess Kate’s barely-seen Marilyn Monroe moment — far from any admiring crowd.
It happened Thursday after the royal couple were flown in a military helicopter from Lake Louise, Alta., where they spent the previous night at a nearby lodge.
Forget said they were walking back to the chopper on the wind-whipped tarmac for a group photo with the crew, accompanied by an Air Force officer and an aide carrying a pair of white cowboy hats presented minutes earlier by Calgary Mayor Naheed Nenshi.
As her bright yellow skirt skittered, the former Catherine Elizabeth Middleton hastily reached for the hem in a bid to stall a cheeky exposé.
Despite her quick efforts, the wayward wind revealed the leggy royal brunette was wearing a thong beneath her frock.
It wasn’t until after he sent editors other digital photos of the royal couple’s second-last day in Canada that Forget realized he’d captured two skirt-raising images with his digital camera.
Similar photos from other news agencies are now circling the globe.
“When you’re shooting, you don’t even know you have a picture, because your camera’s interior mirror goes up,” Forget said Friday.
“After I sent other photos, I looked at the images again and there was Kate showing almost all,” he said. “It all happened within two or three seconds, when the wind exposed her derriere.”
http://www.torontosun.com/2011/07/08/ka ... in-calgary
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Her mother-in-law always had a fine chain inserted into the hems of her dresses to make sure that didn't happen.
Bah!
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And her great great grandfather in law had a ring through his cock, to prevent embarrassment.
Could this be her "Diana in a see through dress" moment?
Could this be her "Diana in a see through dress" moment?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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I'm hoping for better ... Tis early days yet. There are many opportunities to come.
Bah!
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Crumpets and marmite? Ooh, lovely!!
It took 15,000 crumpets and 24 hours of tireless labour from more than a dozen helpers.
But this ingenious tribute to arguably Britain's most famous face and bottom using one of the UK's favourite snacks is ready for public consumption.
Cheeky artist Laura Hadland has proved that royal bridesmaid Pippa Middleton really is a tasty bit of crumpet, using more than 100 jars of spreads, including jam and Marmite, to create the shading on the 13 metre by 20 metre giant mosaic.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1S1jKK8Kq
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”