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oldr_n_wsr wrote:And yet another load of vomit that missed the toilet.

HURL

Ah, the "good old days".

<hic-cup>

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


yrs,
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Dear Seotools

Thank you for your interest in the Plan B Forum, unfortunately we don't have any positions available for board spammers right now. We will keep your details on record if any suitable opportunities arise.

Kind Regards

Plan B Forum Admin Team

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Hasta la vista Raskraska

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friptioxire & Seiliaslini

My what a confusion of vowels and consonants you are....

See if you can work out this simple anagram

U. F.

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Daisy wrote:friptioxire & Seiliaslini

My what a confusion of vowels and consonants you are....

See if you can work out this simple anagram

U. F.
Be fair Dais... they may just be Welsh.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Username:HealseBedly
Location:United States
Age:32
Occupation:Clerical, administrative
Interests:Dancing
Funny how they never put their interests or occupations as SPAMMING!!

Die in all the fires HealseBedly!

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Sean wrote:
Daisy wrote:friptioxire & Seiliaslini

My what a confusion of vowels and consonants you are....

See if you can work out this simple anagram

U. F.
Be fair Dais... they may just be Welsh.
:ok :ok :ok

I may have just banned all Taff's relo's?

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[Welsh shrugging gesture]

No, no, no.

What would people think??

[/ Welsh shrugging gesture]
Bah!

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Sean wrote: Be fair Dais... they may just be Welsh.
Oi! Watch it sunshine..
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Listen erronehok, luckily for you I'm on holiday and full of baked camembert and bordeaux. I have banned your sorry arse but without emailing you my usual tirade of abuse I have for spammers.

Au Revoir, scumbag!

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Color me green.

Bordeaux I have plenty of. Anyone want to buy some?

But camembert. Mmm. Camembert.

Now that I'm out in the burbs, it's damn near impossible to get a good camembert. When I can find it at all, it usually needs a month or more of at-home aging before it even deserves to be called camembert.

What is it about the word "ripe" that eludes these people?

I find rounds marked "fully ripe 21 days before date stamped". Twenty-one days before? If I'm lucky, it will be ripe twenty-one days after.

Color me green.
Reason is valuable only when it performs against the wordless physical background of the universe.

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I have banned your sorry arse but without emailing you my usual tirade of abuse I have for spammers.
Alas Daze, they will most likely never read your new-one ripping rebukes...those are probably throw away email addresses, that are never checked...

(But like cussing out the driver who just cut you off, much of the satisfaction comes from the doing even if they never hear it.... 8-) )
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True fact Jim.

And I agree, even the most expensive Camembert purchased from the finest cheese shops in the UK don't come close to one bought out here.

Another week of this, oh how I suffer :D

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Anyone want to translate this recently removed garbage?

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Mr.Worgless love big money
P.S sexy post,yes man да детка =)?

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They're targeting Scooter now.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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It may be Welsh...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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bffdqfuoybqetgzduqotanabzpnkhpqfqkieiuohggfb
I went to school there...
yetzmszxaemzlxeit
That goes nicely with some Bara Lafwr.
Mr.Worgless love big money
P.S sexy post,yes man да детка =)?
Steve's now teaching posting grammar lessons?
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oooh quick cleanup
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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I've updated the spam countermeasures and made them harder for a bot to beat though actual human spammers won't be affected too much (apart from maybe having to use their brains a bit) its a fine line between making it harder for the bots and too bloody hard/frustrating for people who genuinely wish to join us.
If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

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Nice one RB, thanks!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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