Jesus shops at Wally World!

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Jesus shops at Wally World!

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2 p.m. MDT, July 18, 2011

ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. -- An image of Jesus has shown up in another unlikely place, at least in the eyes of an engaged couple from Anderson County, S.C.

Jacob Simmons and his fiancée, Gentry Lee Sutherland, say they bought some pictures at Walmart.

A few days later, the receipt was on the kitchen floor of Sutherland's apartment when Simmons says he saw that it had changed.

The couple says it's an image of Jesus in their Walmart receipt. They called the store to ask them how the receipt paper could've become discolored like that, and someone told them the only thing that could do that is heat.

The couple says nothing was done to make the image appear on the receipt. "We just feel like it's a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes. And we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else," Sutherland told WYFF-TV.

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-jesus-wal ... 8483.story
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The myth of Wally World?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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2 p.m. MDT, July 18, 2011

ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. -- An image of Jesus
Jesus my ass. It's clearly the image of Grigori Rasputin:

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:lol:
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Or...

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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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OR...........the other messiah



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I recently learned that Oprah is one of Satan's most active agents of evil in the world today - so, it really stands to reason that Jesus would appear to the people who shop at WalMart. ;)
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Can't you tell that's Mithras? He shops at Wally World too ya know, in fact he was doing it before it was cool. ;)

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