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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Pure gold!
The man has got a talent...
The man has got a talent...

Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Oh he is just a genius!
Love it!
Love it!
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Bugger!
The site is restricted from work. I'll have to wait until I get home to read the rest...
The site is restricted from work. I'll have to wait until I get home to read the rest...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Thanks Gob.....no jobs will be done in our house this weekend!
All I hear from the couch is hysterical laughter and you gotta read this inbetween snorts and giggles!
You have made an old man very happy!!
All I hear from the couch is hysterical laughter and you gotta read this inbetween snorts and giggles!
You have made an old man very happy!!
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Absolutely HYSTERICAL....
When I read the first group on the link a few days ago, it took me nearly an hour to get through them , because I was laughing so hard I would hyperventilate, and my eyes would get so full of tears I couldn't see...
I've sent that link to everyone I know, and I've book marked it now and read three or four of them each morning to start the day with a huge laughing jag...



The guy's breadth of imagination is incredible...it reminds me a lot of Don Novello's The Lazlo Letters, as well as the Comedy Central crank call show, Crank Wankers....
The Racist Microwave Buyer reads like an exchange with mediator....



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Are you all laughing with me or at me?