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I wanted to post my condolences to Gar on his furry friend's passing, but while I can login & read CSB2 on my iPhone, I can't access a reply function. 
I hope someday all the CSB bugs are worked out.
I hope someday all the CSB bugs are worked out.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Would you like me to post your message to the Memorial services BSG?
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And Edi, who is doing his "what happened" routine.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Gob wrote:And Edi, who is doing his "what happened" routine.
Who’s On First
By Abbott and Costello
Abbott: Well Costello, I’m going to New York with you. You know, Bucky Harris, the Yank’s manager gave me a job as coach for as long as you’re on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you’re the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: Right, certainly do.
Costello: Well, I never met the guys, so you’ll have to tell me their names, and then I’ll know who’s playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I’ll tell you their names, but you know strange as it may seem, they give these ball players now a days, very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names. Like, Dizzy Dean, and…
Costello: His brother Daffy?
Abbott: Daffy Dean.
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofe’.
Abbott: Goofe’ Dean, oh I see! Well let’s see, we have on the bags, we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, and I Don’t Know is on third.
Costello: That’s what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say, Who’s on first, What’s on second, and I Don’t Know’s on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You going to be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don’t know the fellow’s names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who is on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow’s name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: The guy playing first base.
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I’m asking you who’s on first!
Abbott: That’s the man’s name.
Costello: That’s whose name?
Abbott: Yeah.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That’s it.
Costello: That’s who?
Abbott: Yeah.
(Pause)
Costello: Look, you got a first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who’s playing first?
Abbott: That’s right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets the money.
Abbott: That’s it.
Costello: Who gets the money on first base?
Abbott: He does, every dollar! Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose wife?
Abbott: Yes. (Pause) What’s wrong with that?
Costello: Look, all I want to know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name to the contract?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign it?
Abbott: That’s how he signs it!
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes.
(Pause)
Costello: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base.
Abbott: No, what’s on second base.
Costello: I’m not asking who’s on second.
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: One base at a time!
Abbott: Well don’t change the players around!
Costello: I’m not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: All I’m asking you, who’s the guy on first base?!
Abbott: That’s right.
Costello: Okay.
Abbott: Alright.
(Pause)
Costello: What’s the guy’s name on first base?!
Abbott: No, What is on second!
Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second!
Abbott: Who’s on first.
Costello: I don’t know.
Abbott: Oh, he’s on third. We’re not talking about him. Now let’s get back to first.
Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
Abbott: Well you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman’s name, who did I say’s playing third?
Abbott: No, Who’s playing first.
Costello: What’s on first?
Abbott: What’s on second.
Costello: I don’t know.
Abbott: He’s on third.
Costello: There I go, back on third again! Will you stay on third base and don’t go off it?
Abbott: Alright, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who’s playing third base?!
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Costello: What am I putting on third?!
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: You don’t want who on second?!
Abbott: No, Who is on first.
Costello: I don’t know!
Both: Third base!
(Pause)
Costello: Look, you got outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder’s name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I’d ask you.
Abbott: Well I just thought I’d tell you.
Costello: Then tell me who is playing left field.
Abbott: Who is playing first.
Costello: I’m not…Stay out of the infield! I want to know, what’s the guy’s name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I’m not asking who’s on second.
Abbott: No, Who is on first.
Costello: I don’t know.
Both: Third base!
(Pause)
Costello: And left fielder’s name?
Abbott: Why!
Costello: Because.
Abbott: No, he’s center field.
Costello: (Fumbles words loudly)
Abbott: Well that’s the fellow’s name.
Costello: Look, look, look, you got a pitcher?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The pitcher’s name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don’t want to tell me today?
Abbott: I’m telling you then.
Costello: Well go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: At what time tomorrow are you going to tell me who’s pitching?
Abbott: Now listen, Who is not pitching. Who is on…
Costello: I’ll break your arm you say who’s on first! I want to know, what’s the pitcher’s name?
Abbott: What’s on second!
Costello: I don’t know!
Both: Third base!
(Pause)
Costello: Got a catcher?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The catcher’s name.
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today? And tomorrow’s pitching?
Abbott: Now you’ve got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team. You know, I’m a catcher too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: I get behind the plate, do some fancy catching. Tomorrow’s pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Now, the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me being a good catcher, I want to throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball, and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now that’s the first thing that you’ve said right.
Costello: I don’t even know what I’m talking about!
Abbott: Well that’s all you have to do!
Costello: Is throw the ball to first base?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Now who’s got it?
Abbott: Naturally.
(Pause)
Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody’s got to get it. Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and throw it to Naturally?
Abbott: No you don’t! You throw the ball to Who!
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That’s different.
Costello: That’s what I said.
Abbott: You’re not saying that.
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally?
Abbott: You throw it to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That’s it.
Costello: That’s what I said!
Abbott: Listen, you ask me.
Costello: I throw the ball to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That’s it.
Costello: Same as you!
Abbott: You just changed them around.
Costello: Same as you! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball, the guy runs to second, who picks up the ball, throw’s it to what, what throw’s it to I don’t know, I don’t know throw’s it back to tomorrow, triple play!
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Another guy gets up, and it’s a long fly ball to because. Why? I don’t know, he’s on third, and I don’t give a darn!
Abbott: Oh…What?
Costello: I said, I don’t give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that’s our short stop.
Costello: (Fumbles words loudly)
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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The Hen wrote:I have no idea, but I passed on my best wishes to the G.Gob wrote:What "services"?
Third time: Memorial services. Not like I expect Gob to care about such, just asking him not to piddle on them, if he has a gram of compassion left.
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It doesn't look like a memorial service is taking place. I am sure that is what Gob was talking about.
Still, if that is what you think it is ... good for you.
BTW lo, it probably has skipped your attention, but Gob has never posted there. Your attempt to slight my husband has been noted, but unfortunately (for you) it fell flat (like most of your debates).
Still, if that is what you think it is ... good for you.
BTW lo, it probably has skipped your attention, but Gob has never posted there. Your attempt to slight my husband has been noted, but unfortunately (for you) it fell flat (like most of your debates).
Bah!
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What "memorial service"? Gar posted that sadly his dog had passed on. As the owner of an elderly dog myself he has my full compassion.
Why did you need to make more of it than there was Lo?
Why are you taking advantage of Gar's bereavement to try and get some of your own needs met.
You hypocritical shitbag.
Why did you need to make more of it than there was Lo?
Why are you taking advantage of Gar's bereavement to try and get some of your own needs met.
You hypocritical shitbag.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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So, why don't you post there if you're so compassionate and understanding?
My needs would be irrelevant, if you were so, 'eh?
No, I understand it's better if you don't.
My needs would be irrelevant, if you were so, 'eh?
No, I understand it's better if you don't.
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Why would I post there? I stated to Gar when we had a two hour telephone conversation, at a large cost to my phone bill, that I would not be posting on a site with Edi and Steve there.
I keep my promises.
Also you put me off posting by your drunken twaddle about
I keep my promises.
Also you put me off posting by your drunken twaddle about
So then control freak, what's all this bollocks about respecting the services? You still haven't told us.loCAtek wrote:Tribute to a loved one on Reboot, pls respect the services.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Lo, perhaps establishing a dedicated thread to Joxer may help you with your 'memorial service'?
At present it is all in the thread updating people as to what is happening. It hardly seems like much of a fitting memorial service if it is not going to actually be seperated from the dross and elevated to a 'service'.
Also, why are you berating Gob for not posting there? This is no one's decision but his, and his alone.
Why you think that berating ANYONE for not posting at another Board would help things (particularly for the G at this difficult time in his life) is beyond me.
At present it is all in the thread updating people as to what is happening. It hardly seems like much of a fitting memorial service if it is not going to actually be seperated from the dross and elevated to a 'service'.
Also, why are you berating Gob for not posting there? This is no one's decision but his, and his alone.
Why you think that berating ANYONE for not posting at another Board would help things (particularly for the G at this difficult time in his life) is beyond me.
Bah!
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Right, I just recall how his promise not to post there, was broken by his posting there on CSB just to troll ~Steve and Editec.
Besides Hen, I've already agreed with you;
Besides Hen, I've already agreed with you;
Let the poor man, mourn in peace.No, I understand it's better if you[Gob] don't.
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You fucker! You know what they posted about Strop and his family and yet you can switch sides so easily because you fall out with Strop.loCAtek wrote:Right, I just recall how his promise not to post there, was broken by his posting there on CSB just to troll ~Steve and Editec.
You absolute cunt!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?