It's not a secret anymore!
It's not a secret anymore!
Well the preliminary data is in and all signs point to yes. It looks like I've finally gone and got the wife knocked up.
Last edited by Crackpot on Sat May 22, 2010 12:05 am, edited 3 times in total.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Congratulations!
If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.
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Oh dear, how did you manage that? 
Congrats old son!!
Welcome to the nightmare wonderful world of parenting.
I've free climbed sheer rock faces 1000 foot high, I've flown paragliders through massive thermals, I've ridden motorcycles at speeds well past the point of sanity, I've looked death in the face.
But I've never experienced fear like the fear of being responsible for a child, and realising they are mortal.
Congrats old son!!
Welcome to the nightmare wonderful world of parenting.
I've free climbed sheer rock faces 1000 foot high, I've flown paragliders through massive thermals, I've ridden motorcycles at speeds well past the point of sanity, I've looked death in the face.
But I've never experienced fear like the fear of being responsible for a child, and realising they are mortal.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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As I said it's still early yet. If everything goes to plan our new arrival won't be here till just after the new year. though if my wife's nausea over the past week is any indicator it's going to be a fun nine months.
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Congrats Crack. 
As far as the morning sickness goes my first wife suffered from the day she convieved to the day she delivered..............good luck to both of you.
As far as the morning sickness goes my first wife suffered from the day she convieved to the day she delivered..............good luck to both of you. I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
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Hmmm, so "staining the deck" is actually a euphemism?
Oh, and congrats!
Oh, and congrats!
GAH!
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I wishSue U wrote:Hmmm, so "staining the deck" is actually a euphemism?
Oh, and congrats!
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I like it! I'll be using thatSue U wrote:Hmmm, so "staining the deck" is actually a euphemism?
"The wife's on a promise tonight, so I'm off home to stain the deck..."
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Congrats CP. Welcome to the joys of parenthood! 
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Brilliant Crackpot.
I am so happy for you both.
Parent hood is WONDERFUL. Though I must admit, I am enjoying the shit out of years 11 to current. The Hatch makes me so proud on a daily basis. (Though that would be for another thread.)
I am so happy for you both.
Parent hood is WONDERFUL. Though I must admit, I am enjoying the shit out of years 11 to current. The Hatch makes me so proud on a daily basis. (Though that would be for another thread.)
Bah!
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Are you sure it was you who did the deed?
Sorry CP, that was a cheap shot.
You can zing me at a latter date.
I'm REALLY happy for you. The happiest moment of my life was seeing my sweet baby daughter being born. Holding her, and in a state of awe of what God had given me.
Now she's going on 21 and thinks she knows everything.
Sorry CP, that was a cheap shot.
You can zing me at a latter date.
I'm REALLY happy for you. The happiest moment of my life was seeing my sweet baby daughter being born. Holding her, and in a state of awe of what God had given me.
Now she's going on 21 and thinks she knows everything.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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Crackpot, I'm so happy for you - and Mrs. Crackpot, too!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Crackpot wrote:Well the preliminary data is in and all signs point to yes. It looks like I've finally gone and got the wife knocked up.
...and you thought YOU had the munchies!!!
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Congrats and keeping everything crossed for you CP
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Congrats!
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
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Did the first ultrasound today everything is looking good.
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great news, and belated congratulations!
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Good news C-P, keep us updated..
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”