Beat this for a headline!!!

[Gob]

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den



A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 107cm body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/ce ... z1Y9UpVGDP

[Gob]

The English Rugby Squad get in on it..

England says life's too short for uproar over bar dwarfs



DUNEDIN: England winger Chris Ashton insists he and his teammates ‘‘weren’t doing anything out of the ordinary’’ when they went drinking in a bar where dwarfs provided the entertainment.

Ashton was among a group of England players photographed in Queenstown’s Altitude Bar on Sunday as they relaxed after Saturday’s tournament-opening 13-9 win over Argentina. Video footage from a security camera in the bar appeared to show an unidentified woman kissing veteran centre Mike Tindall, England’s captain against the Pumas, on the top of his head.

England coach Martin Johnson, who before the World Cup had insisted he would not be imposing a drinking ban, had approved the players’ decision to go out and ‘‘have a few beers’’ as a way of strengthening squad bonding.
Ashton, while accepting the players might have been naive, insisted nothing untoward had happened on the night.

‘‘We weren’t doing anything out of the ordinary,’’ he said.

‘‘There were dwarfs there, yes, but that was just the night the bar was having. It was nothing to do with us. We didn’t bring them with us or anything like that. We just ended up in there. I don’t think anything had been organised or anything like that. It was just a bar that we ended up in ... It’s just lads enjoying a night out. We just don’t see anything in it and we’re concentrating on this weekend.’’

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-union/union ... z1YFVaZTge

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... in a badger's den in Wales.

Pretty much says everything you need to know right there.

The more I read these UK news blurbs, the more I'm convinced that Wales is Britain's West Virginia.

[Scooter]

Not quite.

West Virginians would have good reason to look down on the Welsh.