Doesn't exactly inspire my confidence
Doesn't exactly inspire my confidence
I decided to make some corn bread to go with my dinner tonight (beef stew). But I needed more corn meal so I ran down to the grocey store to buy some. I found this message on the packaging:
"Although this high quality (manufacturer's name) product has been harvested, dried, sorted and packed using modern methods consistent with good manufacturing practices for your complete safety, you are advised to thoroughly check this product to ensure that it is clean and free of extraneous material before consumption."
Clean? Like I would be able to separate out the dirt once it was ground together with the corn. Extraneous material? Like what? I'm not sure I even want to guess.
My only consolation comes from knowing that anything organic should be neutralized by baking.
"Although this high quality (manufacturer's name) product has been harvested, dried, sorted and packed using modern methods consistent with good manufacturing practices for your complete safety, you are advised to thoroughly check this product to ensure that it is clean and free of extraneous material before consumption."
Clean? Like I would be able to separate out the dirt once it was ground together with the corn. Extraneous material? Like what? I'm not sure I even want to guess.
My only consolation comes from knowing that anything organic should be neutralized by baking.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Re: Doesn't exactly inspire my confidence
Back in the "good old days" my maternal Grandmother would empty a package of beans out onto a flat surface and sort out the small stones in it.
Now there's something fun for your teeth!
yrs,
rubato
Now there's something fun for your teeth!
yrs,
rubato
Re: Doesn't exactly inspire my confidence
Bits of bugs mainly.Scooter wrote: Clean? Like I would be able to separate out the dirt once it was ground together with the corn. Extraneous material? Like what? I'm not sure I even want to guess.
EXTRANEOUS MATERIALS
Any foreign matter in a product associated with objectionable conditions or practices in production, storage, or distribution. Includes: objectionable matter contributed by insects, rodents, and birds; decomposed material; and miscellaneous matter such as sand, soil, glass, rust, or other foreign substances.
http://www.fda.gov/food/guidancecomplia ... 056174.htm

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Thanks, I so needed to see that.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
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OK Strop now I will feel the need to inspect every loaf of bread. Either that or go back to baking my own.Gob wrote:Bits of bugs mainly.Scooter wrote: Clean? Like I would be able to separate out the dirt once it was ground together with the corn. Extraneous material? Like what? I'm not sure I even want to guess.
EXTRANEOUS MATERIALS
Any foreign matter in a product associated with objectionable conditions or practices in production, storage, or distribution. Includes: objectionable matter contributed by insects, rodents, and birds; decomposed material; and miscellaneous matter such as sand, soil, glass, rust, or other foreign substances.
http://www.fda.gov/food/guidancecomplia ... 056174.htm
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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They might've charged extra for the animal protein.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Doesn't exactly inspire my confidence
Poor little hungry mouse! 
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Yankees are not permitted make and consume the sacred cornbread and that goes double for Yankee Canadians. There should be a law. We received cornbread from the original people of this land and never rejected it unlike the Yankee.Scooter wrote:I decided to make some corn bread to go with my dinner tonight (beef stew). .
Soon, I’ll post my farewell message. The end is starting to get close. There are many misconceptions about me, and before I go, to live with my ancestors on the steppes, I want to set the record straight.
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Are you nuts? Cornbread & baked beans is as Yankee a tradition as a radical tea party. Puh-leeze! 
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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At least one of us wasn't stupid enough to fall for the fairy tale that Europeans don't eat corn. Three guesses who that was, and the first two don't count.liberty wrote:Yankees are not permitted make and consume the sacred cornbread and that goes double for Yankee Canadians. There should be a law. We received cornbread from the original people of this land and never rejected it unlike the Yankee.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
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Prions survive very high temperatures. Maybe you could get "mad corn disease"?Scooter wrote:"...
My only consolation comes from knowing that anything organic should be neutralized by baking.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Doesn't exactly inspire my confidence
But it was well-established that Europeans did in fact reject both corn and potatoes as human food for quite a long time.Scooter wrote:At least one of us wasn't stupid enough to fall for the fairy tale that Europeans don't eat corn. Three guesses who that was, and the first two don't count.liberty wrote:Yankees are not permitted make and consume the sacred cornbread and that goes double for Yankee Canadians. There should be a law. We received cornbread from the original people of this land and never rejected it unlike the Yankee.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Doesn't exactly inspire my confidence
At least you have a sense humor. And don’t blame me blame the Create channel on PBS, I believe the name of the show is The Test Kitchen. The male host gave a short history of cornbread which matched what I already knew. We got it from the Indians and they considered it a sacred gift of life from the spirit world. Along with other native crops it saved the early colonies from starvation, but after wheat production became common the North pretty much abandoned cornbread. It remained dominates in the south until recent times. I remember my father( step father ) he hated wheat bread and called it wasp nest. He had born 1895 and had ate corn bread all his life he had not tasted what we called light bread until after WW II.bigskygal wrote:Are you nuts? Cornbread & baked beans is as Yankee a tradition as a radical tea party. Puh-leeze!
We in the South have continued evolve cornbread until it is now quite different than the original. The pone is about an inch thick with a fried crust top and bottom. The middle is soft and fluffy with a slight oily texture and slightly sweet taste. It is make in several varieties: The plain bread, cheese cornbread, made with as many as three different types of cheeses and Mexican cornbread which includes along with cheese, hot peppers, corn and other vegetables are popular in the South. But it is still the sacred cornbread and gift of our Indian ancestors.
Soon, I’ll post my farewell message. The end is starting to get close. There are many misconceptions about me, and before I go, to live with my ancestors on the steppes, I want to set the record straight.
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To be fully "southern", the cornbread should be deep-fried.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
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And on a stick!dales wrote:To be fully "southern", the cornbread should be deep-fried.
GAH!
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Well the crust is deep fried for the most part; it is baked in oil at five hundred degrees and after the top hardens slightly oil is spread on it. Of course I use canola oil instead of lard.dales wrote:To be fully "southern", the cornbread should be deep-fried.
Soon, I’ll post my farewell message. The end is starting to get close. There are many misconceptions about me, and before I go, to live with my ancestors on the steppes, I want to set the record straight.
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Those are called corn fritters, a big difference.To be fully "southern", the cornbread should be deep-fried.
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. Mark Twain
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Is it any wonder that the population of the southern states has higher instances of morbid obesity, heart disease, diabetes, and IBS.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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Teenage pregnancy, unwed motherhood, syphilis, gonhorrea, divorce, tooth loss, &c.dales wrote:Is it any wonder that the population of the southern states has higher instances of morbid obesity, heart disease, diabetes, and IBS.
The conservative states know how to die young, ignorant, toothless, and poor. And they're trying to teach the rest of us how to go along.
yrs,
rubato