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REM Split up!!

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I fainted in the bureau de change when I heard REM had split up. That's me in the krona.

I fainted in the curry house when I heard REM had split up. That's me in the korma.

A video has been leaked of me having sex at a mates funeral when I first heard of the R.E.M split. That's me in the mourner.

I pissed myself laughing when i heard R.E.M had split up. That's wee in the corner.

When I heard REM had split up I had heart failure. That's me in the coma.

At the car hire centre we are all upset about REM splitting up. Everybody Hertz.

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:lol:
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Look for their so-called "Reunion Tour" anytime soon.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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First one or more members will release a solo album that will not be anywhere nearly the success of the group's collaborative efforts. Then, having given up on their individual artistic "vision", they will agree to the release of one or more compilations of their old material. Then comes the reunion tour.
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First one or more members will release a solo album that will not be anywhere nearly the success of the group's collaborative efforts. Then, having given up on their individual artistic "vision", they will agree to the release of one or more compilations of their old material. Then comes the reunion tour.
What, no rant in support of their breakup because of how they've "ground people into the dirt" to make their millions. What a hypocrit.



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What, no rant in support of their breakup because of how they've "ground people into the dirt" to make their millions. What a hypocrit[e].
That's in the book deal.

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liberty1 wrote:What, no rant in support of their breakup because of how they've "ground people into the dirt" to make their millions.
You're projecing your concept of how economics is supposed to work. Again.
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A projection based on your beliefs.
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Just like "fallacy" and "strawman", the meaning of "projection" has eluded you.
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Is there any reason anyone should be concerned that REM split up?

Could the announcement have anything to do with their 'Greatest Hits' release that's coming out soon?

Just a coincidence I guess.

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Just like "fallacy" and "strawman", the meaning of "projection" has eluded you
I sorry you don't have the mental capacity to understand their meanings, each one was used properly and in context. Try again.
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Mmm, yes, I'm sure the library that has a book on logic that lists "beating a dead horse" as a logical fallacy is the same library where you can find the autobiography of your North Vietnamese general.

Oh, I'm sorry, am I beating a dead horse again? Shame on me (slaps own hand).
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With regard to R.E.M. - I have to admit I hadn't realized they were still making music for the past decade or so.
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I was playing in the brass section when I heard REM broke up. That's me on the horner.
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:funee:
Bah!

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