So I go to Home Depot

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Congrats. Now you can start a whole series of home projects... :ok
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New house is yours? No, dear boy, new house is the bank's, which lets you live in it. And Home Depot now owns your soul. Muwahahahahaha!
GAH!
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When is the keg party?
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Congratulations mate!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Sue U wrote:New house is yours? No, dear boy, new house is the bank's, which lets you live in it. And Home Depot now owns your soul. Muwahahahahaha!
THey still owe My Condo too which will soon be rented and hopefully shortly thereafter sold. (I really have no inclination to be a land lord)
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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The gubmint owns it all!

Try not paying your property taxes and your "paid-for" home is THEIRS.

BWAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAA!!!!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Does the new one have a moat filled with Saber Tooth/Shark mutant hybrids with lasers mounted on their dorsal fins? If not, there's a DIY project, waiting to happen! :ok
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Off line till the 18th (I might be able to check in at work once I get back) later all.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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I hope all goes smoothly. Enjoy!
Bah!

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Best of luck old son!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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I don't know if it because I ran around all day in a white T-shirt (everything else was dirty or packed) or what but I seen to be rapidly losing points off my IQ
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Crackpot wrote:I don't know if it because I ran around all day in a white T-shirt (everything else was dirty or packed) or what but I seen to be rapidly losing points off my IQ
Quod erat demonstrandum :lol:
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Well they haven't killed My internet yet. It's odd the type of preparations you have to go trough to be Without internet for a while.
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Internet Anonymous is there if you need them.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Crackpot wrote:I don't know if it because I ran around all day in a white T-shirt (everything else was dirty or packed) or what but I seen to be rapidly losing points off my IQ
If you switch to a wife-beater, you'll start decorating the new place with beer-can towers and singing fish!
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