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[/quote]Police: Boulder woman ran Chihuahua alongside car, faces cruelty charge Joan Zalk also accused of felony menacing over remark about gun


By Erica Meltzer, Camera Staff Writer


Posted: 09/20/2011 10:52:41 AM MDT


Joan Zalk (Boulder County Sheriff's Office)A Boulder acupuncturist and yoga instructor has been accused of animal cruelty after several witnesses told police she was running a Chihuahua at a pace of 10 to 15 mph alongside her car as she drove down a city street last week.

Joan Renee Zalk, 29, also faces a charge of felony menacing after witnesses who confronted her about the dog told police she had threatened them.

In court at the Boulder County Jail on Monday, Zalk said she was pet-sitting and doing what the owner wanted. According to a police report, Zalk told officers the dog, named Cooper, needs to walk at least three miles a day or it goes "ballistic."

Reached by phone, Zalk said there was no animal abuse whatsoever and the dog was well cared for.

"I really look forward to clearing my name," said Zalk, who declined to answer more detailed questions because of the ongoing criminal case.

Several witnesses called police a little after 9 a.m. Friday when they saw a woman driving a Toyota Camry on Moorhead Avenue as a small dog on a leash ran alongside the driver's side of the vehicle, according to a police report.

"That poor dog was running its guts out trying to keep up," Elizabeth Whaley told officers.

Whaley told officers she drove behind the woman for some time as she first tried to understand what the woman was doing and then tried to figure out how to stop her. Whaley said the driver kept waving at her to pass, which several people did.

Whaley said she was concerned the dog would be hit by an oncoming vehicle or fall underneath the tires of the car.

According to the report, the driver, later identified as Zalk, turned on South 42nd Street and pulled over. Whaley then pulled up alongside Zalk's vehicle and yelled at her. Zalk reportedly told the woman the dog was fine and she does this all the time.

Another woman, Debra Baros, who had seen Zalk drive past with the dog and jumped in her car to follow, then pulled up and also confronted Zalk, the report said.

According to the police report, Zalk told the women, "Excuse me, I have a gun in my car. Do you want me to get it?" She then put the dog in the car and parked at a nearby home.

Baros then called police, who already had received another complaint about Zalk from a man who had snapped a cell phone photo of Zalk and Cooper.

When officers arrived and spoke to Zalk, she admitted to telling the women she had a gun, but said she only did it because she felt threatened and trapped, the report said. She said she doesn't own a gun, and there wasn't a gun in the car.

The witnesses told police they never blocked Zalk and that she left without needing them to move, the report said.

Officers observed new cuts and blood on the dog's neck, as well as old scabs, the report said.

Zalk was taken to the Boulder County Jail, where she was booked on suspicion of animal cruelty and felony menacing. She was released on bond on Monday.

Cooper was taken to the Humane Society of Boulder Valley and was released to the owner Monday afternoon.

Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel said the dog was in good condition, other than the minor injuries.

According to the report, Zalk told the officer who took her to jail, "If it is illegal to walk the dog that way, just tell me and I won't do it again."

Zalk told police the dog's owner, Erin Livers, knew that she sometimes ran the dog from her car or her bike and was OK with it.

But, according to the report, when officers called Livers, who was out of town, Livers said she did not know that Zalk ran the dog from her car.

Zalk is scheduled to appear in court for filing of charges on Wednesday.

Contact Camera Staff Writer Erica Meltzer at 303-473-1355 or meltzere@dailycamera.com.
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:evil:

Dogs love a good run; my ex-BF and I used to go out to a country road and drop our dogs, letting them follow us as we drove the remaining few miles to a spot where we camped by the river. The dogs adored the activity, and finished off with a vigorous swim. They were able to set their own pace, however, and to stop/rest as necessary.

Lots of folks walk dogs from bicycles (you can buy a cool gizmo attaching to the bike allowing this activity hands-free) or from roller blades. Many behaviorists recommend treadmill training for high-energy dogs who spend lots of time house-bound. BUT, the highest speed recommended for a wee dog like that is 3mph; 5mph is the highest speed recommended for large breeds.

10-15 mph is outrageous.
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Being Boulder I'm suprised this lady has lived that long if she has indeed done this often.

Boulder, the Berkley of the Rockies. The town where 10 or 15 years ago a mountain lion killed a small boy and the citizens protested the killing of the lion becuase, "he was just hungry".
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bigskygal wrote::evil:

Dogs love a good run; my ex-BF and I used to go out to a country road and drop our dogs, letting them follow us as we drove the remaining few miles to a spot where we camped by the river. The dogs adored the activity, and finished off with a vigorous swim. They were able to set their own pace, however, and to stop/rest as necessary.

Lots of folks walk dogs from bicycles (you can buy a cool gizmo attaching to the bike allowing this activity hands-free) or from roller blades. Many behaviorists recommend treadmill training for high-energy dogs who spend lots of time house-bound. BUT, the highest speed recommended for a wee dog like that is 3mph; 5mph is the highest speed recommended for large breeds.

10-15 mph is outrageous.
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As a kid, I had a terrier-mix who loved sprinting and she was a great rabbit-chaser.

Once on my moped, I clocked her at 25mph!

...but those were sprints, and never leashed. She could endurance run too, but at a much slower, more reasonable pace. Chihuahuas aren't known for speed nor endurance.

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Rather than a caning, I would suggest tying her to the back of a car and letting her run along behind at 15 MPH (a four minute mile pace) for about 20 minutes or so....

If she stumbles, tough....

Preferably a gravel road....
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Surely the 15mph is a mistake. There is no way in hell a dog that small could run that fast.

This is surely something that sounds much worse than it actually was. More a case of busy-bodies getting involved in other people's affairs than animal cruelty.

No worse than what goes on at dog (racing) tracks every night.

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No worse than what goes on at dog (racing) tracks every night.
Years ago when I lived for a while in Miami, I went to a dog track in Hialeah....

I don't recall the dogs being tethered to cars....

The ones I saw were running at their own speed, chasing a mechanical rabbit....
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They don't tend to race Chihuahuas either....
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More's the pity...
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More's the pity...
Now now...

We have three of those little guys, and they make wonderful pets...

The ones we have, (well, maybe one of them) are nothing like the snappy, yappy, neurotic stereotype...
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LMAO - I'm not saying anything against the breed Jim I just think it would be amusing to watch them race.

They could even do a sack race in their owners' handbags! :lol:
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Lord Jim wrote:
More's the pity...
Now now...

We have three of those little guys, and they make wonderful pets...

The ones we have, (well, maybe one of them) are nothing like the snappy, yappy, neurotic stereotype...
Three field-goal dogs, Jim? I think you might be looking at having your "man card" revoked! :nana
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I would never have pegged you for a Chihuahua man, LJ! :lol:
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When I was married with young kids (eons ago) we had a Chihuahua.

That dog rocked, smart, obediant, loving, and he thought he was a BIG dog.

We had to give him away and our new landlord didn't allow pets (what a BEECH!).

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You had to give away a pet when you had young kids?

That must have really sucked.... :(
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Yes, it did Jim.

When one rents, they are at the mercy of the land lord.

Oh well, my older daughter has a blue-nose Stratfordshire Terrier and the younger one just got a Doxie puppy!

And I'm left with this stinky old cat! :mrgreen:

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dales wrote:When one rents, they are at the mercy of the land lord.

Yup, and rental properties can be VERY hard to secure when you refuse to move without your pet.

I am living in a less than ideal house because my landlord does not have an issue with me owning pets.

East-west facing, no insulation, no shade trees, no awnings, cack 1970s air conditioner that cost $1,000,000 just to switch on. In Summer, we are lucky to keep the house 3 degrees Celcius cooler than the maximum temperature outside. When you get ten days on the trot with over 40 degrees Celcius (104 Fahrenheit) it gets wearing.)

The cons are outweighed by the pros in my case. We still are paying less rent than other pet friendly houses on the market, and for a larger house, and the landlord does not conduct inspections. Yay.
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dales wrote:Yes, it did Jim.

When one rents, they are at the mercy of the land lord.

Oh well, my older daughter has a blue-nose Stratfordshire Terrier
Another word for Pitbull! LOL!

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"Pitbull" is not a breed.

Did you have a point to make?

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